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The Onion@theonion.com |
After years of neglect, an overreliance on programmatic advertising, and predation by private equity firms, the industry is but a desiccated husk of its former self, crawling toward death with nothing and no one but The Onion to save it.
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Alice Stevens®
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I was just talking about how my old Journo teacher would be rolling over in his grave at the sight of the news media today. Though an ending projected since internet became a household name and since I think at least just prior to 9/11. All the same like bugs into the light of the zapper they go.
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rifka the unhinged fat activist
@rifka.bsky.social
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what’s your take on unions though
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beloved character on brand new adventure
@guntoucher.bsky.social
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lol
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Jon Kropf
@jonkropf.bsky.social
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I commit to a few clicks every day, clicks I might otherwise spend on a fruitless Wordle guess. I want to ensure the quality journalism of The Onion remains for my kids, and their kids after. If you install this special plugin (not a virus 🤞) then every click you do is automatically doubled.
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@saschavykos.bsky.social
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I wasted a few more of the dwindling minutes of my pathetic life clicking on ads for you, The Onion. 🖤🖤🖤
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Corbett
@gentlemancorbs.bsky.social
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Going out like fucking Vikings!
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Octonary Character 𓅄
@jhaedin.bsky.social
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Help us Onion-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope.
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Carla Austin
@dswgratm.bsky.social
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arab.org can i share this too,actual click help for the UN
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Jolyne 🍟
@alchemistress.bsky.social
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this goes so fucking hard
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InordinateFondness (18+)
@sixarmedsweater.bsky.social
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Didn’t you guys just a union?
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New and improved jedgeco
@jedgeco.bsky.social
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Just when you think that the Onion has lost it, they bring it.
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Ashezth
@ashezth.bsky.social
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okay but what if I want some of those to die?
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ordinary jo
@jocanib.bsky.social
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Fully support this etc etc but please, could you not use the word "dumb" to mean "stupid". I mean, ideally avoid calling people stupid at all but definitely do not use words which were coined to describe a disability to call people stupid.
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Suboptimal planetoid
@staledimsum.bsky.social
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As someone who appeared in a print version of the Onion: you go girl.
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binocry
@binocry.bsky.social
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The onion is the best news source on earth and heaven 💪💪
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