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ElderlyGoose aka SamK

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šŸŸ”āšŖļøšŸŸ£āš« Critic of life & Creator of content.
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Watched the endings and how is the surrender one the best? That special one is utter wank. I'd have been livid if I'd worked that hard for such a tiny scene lol Elden Rings endings are so much better šŸ˜…

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All for a very pretty but wank ending šŸ˜•

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO 9 YEARS IT'S TAKEN šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³

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YOU SON OF A BITTTTTTCHHARRRGGHHHHHHH NEVAAARRRRR

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Good to hear things are on the up and up

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Defo should be writing for pink news on current Star Rail lore

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Feels like you should be writing guides for it tbh

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fuck load up on your physical media if you can. torrent like a madman if you can't. streaming isn't coming to save the day. behave like you got a hot tip about plans to burn the Library of Alexandria.

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As fun as a conference is.. The day after sure is a day ey šŸ„±

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Space key confirmed. There's even cat eyes behind her lol

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Is that a scifi key on her necklace ffs

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Funnily enough that was Shadow of Mordor for me.

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I just love the lore and design. I've a Dark Souls book and endure Bloodbourne for the aesthetics and wildly ott production. Elden Ring felt like that but in an accessible balanced big world.

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This is like a weeb alternate to skeleton memes.

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The one you warp to standing on the ocean and it's like a white blob with spider legs and a million spiders. Actually now i think about it. Acts a lot like Elden Rings last boss. Just shits out insta kills on a whim despite being mostly predictable for the most part.

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Never finished. Got quite far, fell down to the frog things that halve your total healthbar until you use a special item with no way to get that. Just clocked out. If I wanted that much pain I'd play Tekken online more.

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Cleric Beast for me. Took me a month to beat. Completely didn't get why the game was getting 10/10s etc. Smashed Gascoigne in 3 goes after tho lol It's stupidly all over the place with difficulty spikes all over. The only boss I needed a coop with was that Moonlight Spider boss. It's so cheap asf.

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This was me with Elden Ring. Loved that game. If it wasn't for that, I'd have given up on Bloodbourne. It's been a slog for me.

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I'm level 91 and been playing since about 2015. Still not completed it šŸ¤£ I think I've nearly everything maxed out.

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See that was a war of attrition lol

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Yeah I mean the animation is all over quality-wise. I quite liked the early episodes aesthetic it reminded me of Ranma so I'm up for a reboot of those episodes.

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Beat it first time. It was just very much a "fuck you, FUCK YOU" boss lol

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Just dig out the moth balled Destiny preorder t-shirt with cheeto stains.

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Only skips for me so far are the big filler arcs after long island.

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I just tried to kill the queen lol First time there, that boss can go in the bin. Also I'm essentially exploring because Gehrman is doing my head in and I've yet to beat it and finally put the game to rest.

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Yeah I'm at 401 and only up to gear 3 lol the Desert arc is when it starts to get really good tbf.

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So Cainhurst is quite something ey

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Kill la Kill ost is a banger mind. Love trigger's work, but obvs prefer Promare (the greatest film ever made)

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Nah sports anime. Not the same thing at aaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll. That's like refusing to watch Yuri On Ice because it's got Ice skating in it.

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Oh and the school being there for the 10th year running and having confirmation of LGBTQIA+ club and a openly gay teacher is always good to see.

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Hey if you can get that shit from the NHS more power to you

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Prime example: 2 teachers confirmed that vile government guidance has not only been ignored at a local level but staunchly conservative teachers fought back about it. It's just not being used. Similar reactions from NHS with the Cass report.

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NHS Pride conference (local) was good. Started off very angry with a lot of similar services allowed stuff we've been denied. Evolved into learning more about intersex and being a bit tired at the state of everything. Still very clear anyone with a shred of empathy is making moves to be better.

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Just back from NHS pride conference and can confirm the feeling about that is mutual from anyone even slightly LGBTQIA+ inclined. It's very much the people not in the room making shit worse.

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Looking forward to the Christmas special where Kafka hits someone with an iron

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Off to Networking with Pride. Let's see how the vibe is there.

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Ohhh no, you keep your trash thanks lol we've enough of those here.

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