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Comfort tart 🐝 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ She/her/Princess Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lipstick, close up of face only Profile banner: fridge magnets organised to say Live, laugh, toaster bath


Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @emuhp.bsky.social
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I'm upset by the vanilla now, I zoomed in and was disappointed by the complete lack of filthy slut

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Why doesn't it say very dirty girl on it anywhere 😭

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Have put it on my amazon wishlist fyi lads x

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Mistiano Penaldo

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Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @emuhp.bsky.social
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Can't believe I stayed up and he didn't even fucking cry

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I think he's called Pete

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M'battmΓ n

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.'s avatar Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is

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It be fine if any of them take over the world. They all speak English anyway. We only need to worry if the French take over the world. They speak English too but they *wont*

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Roberto Martinez and Mick Lynch separated at birth

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Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @emuhp.bsky.social
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I've done one today. It's 50/50 whether I'll have another tbh

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Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @emuhp.bsky.social
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Has Sandra called the cops yet

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Back garden?

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SHUT UP?? I thought they were going to do an England?

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Ha! That's so weird, I was literally just about to ask you how the job situation was 😁

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WEIRDLY also know by his handle, "Prime Minista"

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Nothing for the first half BUT I did just fill her face with lamb hot pot I'll keep you posted, I know this is the content you're here for

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Mikey Mike's avatar Mikey Mike @dangermike.bsky.social
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Titles only carry weight because we let them. As soon as we stop they’ll become as meaningless as they should be.

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Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @emuhp.bsky.social
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I dont call anyone Sir anything. I left school 30 years ago.

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I think the savvy money is on one of the pundits tbh Ann

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PLACE YOUR BETS is Margaret going to claim one of the Germans or one of the Spanish lived on her road first

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I'm watching with Margaret. I cannot WAIT for her to tell me one of this lot lived on her road 😁

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She also is fighting with everyone telling her to stfu and crying bc they're 'bullying' her but just blocked me straight away bc I told her off like the big baby she is

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Bela Lugosi's Dad πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Bela Lugosi's Dad πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @belalugosisdad.bsky.social
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Lmao.

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Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Emu Hp πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @emuhp.bsky.social
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Farage being heckled, even 7 times, is NOT ENOUGH

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Brilliant. We have a new one. She just told me she went on the Titanic DEAD ASS

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MARGARET BINGO Ian Hislop, guess where he used to live

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You don't know how to use the site very well. If you block me, I can't see what you respond with and neither can anyone else. I'd like to point out that I'm not asking for money off anyone and haven't at any point, I'm just showing solidarity with Palestine.

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@sandral.bsky.social doesn't enjoy it when it's pointed out to her that she's acting like a child. A *nasty* child.

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Don't be so silly.

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Looooool

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Youre hiding your ID? You have no profile picture? We only have your word for it that you're actually called Sandra Pascoal Lima You posted something nasty and now you're getting clap back. Delete your post and apologise like an adult.

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I hope he can't afford to heat it so either he's cold and damp for the rest of his life OR he's forced to sell it and some like proper white trash WAG buys it and paints everything white and gold 😁

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'Dumb'? Andras I beg stop.

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...in England?

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I dont think it's very accurate tbf either. It would be specific of the Irish to use to the British, it doesn't really translate to anything else. It does, however, rhyme with mansplain so I see why you went there

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It would be great if they'd realise they need to stop involving themselves in 'culture wars' across the board really.

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Right that's it, you're grounded

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Andras, it's longer and more difficult to type than just typing 'you'. Oh and it's the most cringe thing in the entire world. Stoppit. And tidy your room.

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I'll Solidarity you if you stop using 'y'all'

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think we can conclude pretty decisively from results the electorate do not care about 'trans issues' at least not enough to swing an election & cynical transphobia pushing from labour is not what won this for them. it's culture war stuff to obscure moral vacuousness & policy failure

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Oh that's BEAUTIFUL

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