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im joe shitass.

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king charles does not deserve this pete

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england winning the euros would set mankind back 1000 years.

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For MLBs sake maybe it's a good thing no one really cares about baseball in this situation

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such a good and sustainable system...

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at least i am ear-wormed with a truly great radiohead b-side, 'pearly.'

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today's work energy and vibes are 'it will take a miracle if i don't toss my security fob on the ceo's table, take a piss on his desk, and walk out the front door and never drive to this place again.' i love capitalism.

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we did this once on the ohio turnpike when viv was little (she wouldn't use a bathroom because the flush was too loud), so we pulled off the side of the road and of course, right as she's done, a cop pulls up to make sure we're ok. we had to double bag the shit but keep it in the car for an hour.

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it took an army of $400,000 per year dorks 2 years to figure out unexposed trash piles may lead to more rats. i'm in the wrong career.

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it's one of those subscriptions that i'm like 'why are we paying for this again?'

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instead of paying joe rogan to do a comedy special, netflix should take joe rogans money, buy one of elon munsk's rockets, strap joe rogan to the outside of it, and press the liftoff button.

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soooooo good, man. there's a spot that has slightly better hummus imo but yeah. that was good as hell.

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they catered middle eastern food from a spot in oak brook called 'jerusalem cafe' and oh my god if you've never had kibbeh, you should change this at once.

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changing my user name and brand to “joe shitass” without a hint of context

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as a louisville alum, this makes it even worse!

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my wife is mad at me because i casually said this morning that emma navarro is not nearly as fun to cheer for now after finding out her dad is a billionaire venture capitalist firm owner. i fail to see why this is a controversial statement. fuck venture capital forever.

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Don’t talk too loudly about Democrats increasing funding for cops, it helps Trump! Don’t talk too loudly about Biden bankrolling a genocide, it helps Trump! Don’t talk too loudly about the man y’all say will protect us from Trump being too incapacitated to protect us from Trump, it helps Trump!

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easy to chalk the stuff in france up to some vague platitude about ~voting~ but it feels to me like more proof that you have to give people something to vote FOR, and that socialism remains better equipped to beat fascism than liberalism does! just one gal’s opinion

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marine le pen retire bitch* *fall into a well filled with lava and brain eating bacteria

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if you shoot fireworks off in your back yard, im just going to assume you stormed the capital on january 6th

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nope. salt pepper worcestershire sauce.

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Sometimes I'll get glum, but then I think of a hammered Yoda saying "good to drive I am"

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if you shoot fireworks off in your back yard, im just going to assume you stormed the capital on january 6th

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joe biden, jack! and things of that nature,,,

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bruises that won’t heal…

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you’re my man of war. you’re my man of war.

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it kicks ass. i posit man of war.

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thom yorke is literally transcendent of how capitalism is entirely fucked.

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talk show host and evan williams bottled in bond my dude

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fuck it all. going to listen to radiohead b-sides about how awful it all is and drink a glass of whiskey. fuck this shit.

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the democrats are very serious about fighting nazis.

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hey friends just wanna chime in to todays horror with oh neat piper just killed a baby rabbit in the back yard and dad gets to clean up its tiny carcass. eric, from online, also needs a drinky

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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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sorry i couldn't hear this tweet i was too busy filling my recycle bin with aluminum la croix and beer cans that the garbage guys will just dump in a land fill anyway.

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yes 100% - we have almost all battery (lithium LOL) powered lawn gear and we have a robin who has built her nest in our front porch light the last three years that we use the back door so she can raise her chicks. i get all that, but still, larger picture etc...

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yep. same here. like i bought some gallon freezer bags last month that are 'compostable' that were $3 more but i was happy to pay that because it's better for the earth (allegedly) and really, it doesn't matter at all. it's hard, man.

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yes this is true its not because shell and chevron are stripping the earth of its resources its you're fault, and maggies fault.

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yup. it's all marketed to us as consumers to make better choice while shell and british petroleum laugh all the way to the bank while they continue to murder the planet and do so wilfully.

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ok fine - i don't disagree. i have a battery powered very small leaf blower lol

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