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Ramza Saddiq ラムザ・サディック's avatar Ramza Saddiq ラムザ・サディック @heartgold.xyz
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🎵 Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man 🎵

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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going to need a voxsplainer on why you add someone to multiple block lists when just one does the trick

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that one ding-dong thought it was really Aimee and it was back when people were really into block lists

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I caught about 400, including people I like, for the Aimee bit

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did that chap ever get his 10000 sex arses unstuck from calais

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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reviewing what lists i'm on again and lmao

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You're debating Biden's cognitive state, I'm rotating dumplings in my mind. but your thing's cool too.

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POTUS got the same operating hours as my favorite banh mi spot

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[extremely intrusive thoughts] I wonder what candice aiston is up to

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Pointing and laughing at them is wreckerism

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alan mustache 's avatar alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social
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the people who supported forcing this mess on us in 2020 are very upset you think they're stupid & making fun of them

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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call me by your bro name bro

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Weird for Bsky to put it in their ToS that at least 20% of users have to be like this

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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smack my grinch up

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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she's thermomaxxing. she's in her wet bulb arc.

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Uncritical support for the argument the Confederate leaders should’ve been executed because 1. fuck those guys and 2. lol, but that wouldn’t have stopped our current fascist moment. The French, Dutch and Italians shot thousands of fascists in 1944-45 and look where they are now.

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People who claim it's hard or boring simply haven't read it

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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When Will Smith said "Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down" I sat my white ass down and listened

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🛸clyde bruckman's final repost🐈‍⬛'s avatar 🛸clyde bruckman's final repost🐈‍⬛ @ultralaser.bsky.social
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remember when the biden admin cut child poverty in half and then just like, let those tax credits expire and watched child poverty go back up to higher than where it started anyways vote i guess

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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The mail uh man is uhhhhh a bear

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"Strange, Trisha Yearwood's "Walkaway Joe" originally came out in the early 90s"

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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scrutinizing his summer mixtape for clues to his position on replacing Biden

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Can't wait for Obama's Summer Reads to drop, that should sort this whole mess out

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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Have they tried turning Joe Biden off and on again ??

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Anne Applebaum didn't realize her friends Viktor Orbán and Jarosław Kaczyński were fascists in the making. Eternally in the Pay No Mind bin.

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Dear Anne: Bitch you were friends with Viktor Orban and Jarosław Kaczyński, shut the fuck up

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Of course the people who won't pay any personal price under fascism are Bored, Darling with politics

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Glenn is now crying about coconut tree memes. Despite being a lawyer, still nothing about the recent Supreme Court cases.

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bites u's avatar bites u @bitesu.bsky.social
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biden if he was based

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As Tupac once said, 'Bitch would you love me/If I was a worm/Climbing up that Coco-nut tree'

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I assume the op's argument is based on the fact that Republicans would sue and the Supreme Court would do its usual Constitutional Calvinball

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Country's never been in this scenario, of course, and I'm not a constitutional expert, but why wouldn't it be the case that the president pro tempore of the Senate (Patty Murray) takes over the VP's duties

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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Remembering things a presidential candidate said and did is a highly advanced form of kompromat disinformaskiya first developed in the Soviet Union

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you ever think about how most of trumps enablers aren’t under secret service protection

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