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Eve Harms

@eveharms.bsky.social

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Horror writer, author of TRANSMUTED. Also making zines, apps and whatever else I feel like on @thatclowngoddess.bsky.social . Welcome to the freak show 🤡🪬 (she/her)

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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I’m sorry I was late to the function, I had to pull over to fire off a series of questionable posts

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New fear unlocked: I’m afraid of unlocking a fear I hadn’t previously had and then very publicly realizing that my fear has already come true… OH NO

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Hot take: I'm truly not interested in hand wringing over how much people will miss enjoying the books of men who have turned out to be abusers. I'm far more concerned about the missing art that women haven't been able to create/publish because they crossed paths with such men.

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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I tried to watch it in theaters but had to walk out because the constant flickering was giving me a migraine lol

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It was made by just one guy so hopefully he won’t turn evil lol

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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I joke but it’s actually really relaxing and a great change of pace from doom scrolling. But I’m at the level of hooked where I involuntarily play it in my mind’s eye when I lay my head down to try and sleep

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Oh so Balatro is like ruin-your-life good

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Human Zoo (2020) Over half the film is just security camera style footage of different people having mental breakdowns alone in a room. Literally everyone hates that movie beside me and handful of people, but it did something for me

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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“Life is just death, in drag” from Xavier: Renegade Angel is one of my favorite quotes that sounds profound at first and then on second read it sounds like nonsense and then on subsequent reads it’s impossible to tell

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Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips's avatar Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips @socialistboghag.bsky.social
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Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Me sitting across from a friend at a diner after a light flickers once: This is just like a David Lynch film

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I support a woman’s right to look like a freaky cartoon character

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Don't try escaping to Canada. We get every American trend about 5 years later, and this includes societal collapse

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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My dearest friend got in a car accident with her toddler. Thankfully they are both okay, but the car is totaled, and they still owe $$ on it. Her husband needed it to get to work. Please contribute to her gofundme if you can, anything helps www.gofundme.com/f/need-a-car...

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Me, when you don’t immediately “like” my post: How dare you

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Wait lol means “laugh at loud”?! This whole time I thought it stood for “my preceding statement may sound concerning, but please know I am not currently at risk for harming myself or others in any meaningful way”

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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It looks like it's specifically designed to NOT entirely cover the face lol

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How about giving me a notification when the air is fresh instead so I know to go outside and get my fill

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The daily air quality and extreme heat warning notifications are getting to be a bit much. Just one for the summer is fine, thanks

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Aaaah that's so cool!! I'm gonna do it, there's got to be something in there that can help with the book I'm working on ☺️

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Omg!! Like you mean you have access to the research library? Or something more? Getting into the library in person has been on my bucket list.

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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One of the things I love about it is seeing all of the pieces that museums rarely show because they aren't masterpieces. There's something really beautiful about seeing all of the surviving "just okay" art that people made throughout the ages

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Spin-off shows always end in a mess

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Spending all day browsing museum open access archives because it's the only place left on the internet I can go to without accidentally stepping in some AI shit

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My cats are in the top 0.01 percentile of Brian Eno fans

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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“I asked ChatGPT and it said-“ Can you just shut tf up. What you are bringing is worse than useless. Mfers used to tell people to “google it” and now they skip into comment sections with their shitty little AI answer transcripts like they did something. You typed into a box

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Oh my god. There's more... of course there's more

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apropos of uhhhhhhh everything, reposting this again

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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I’m imagining this took place in her castle. The guy really didn’t want to go, but she’s rich and famous, and how bad could it be? And then he deeply regrets within minutes when she brings this shit up unprompted and does not let it go

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Deleting posts as a form of self care 🙂‍↕️

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Somebody please check on Logan Paul’s body double

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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I can’t believe it’s only/already july

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Haha not the answer they wanted

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Snail creme is back on the menu, girls!!

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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I got Bard. Pretty accurate tbh

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Imagine if the feeling you get when you cum is god and also knowledge, but in a Christian way.

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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I actually haven’t seen the remake, just the memes from it

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Please god, let the funniest thing possible happen

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Too soon—oh wait never mind I forgot it’s always like this

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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Balancing my juicy humors today—in your face crusty misaligned chakras!!

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Eve Harms's avatar Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social
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When lesbian witches break up and they have to decide who gets to keep which familiars 😢

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I highly recommend! There’s really nothing else like it

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