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Farthammer@farthammer.bsky.social |
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Not a Farthammer bit - the Disney guy who was Gaston and did pushup challenges blew off his head the same way. It inspired his cousin Joey to quit being a firefighter and become a food reviewer.
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@jessefarrar.com @gooffkings.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social u like what u see?
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I think it's because most kids who steal things are too old for legos
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Did he at least pay you the $100K?
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Juicing this post
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Jesse Farrar''s son Stefan Heck pleads guilty to reckless endangerment charges in deal with prosecutors #NewsBreak. Oh Really?? Instead of 120 days in jail he gets a $40 fine??? Oh yes republicans tell me again about republicans walking
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Is that a picture of your appetizer
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apotheosis
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I can't believe they made two whole games out of Jesse washing his underpants
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congrats on buying a friggin mirror
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Oakland looks great
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0. Me 1. You and/or Kris 2. Hitler
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DJ Vlad more like DJ Bad takes
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Pre-wall? We talking about DB's home office before JF gets to punching holes in it?
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RIP OJ Simpson. He died after stepping in a bear trap, touching a hot stove, having a window close on his hand, smashing a wedding cake, and being shot multiple times.
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(guy with a 300˚ fever, puss oozing out of dozens of open sores) "Nah nah bro relax. It's just allergies."
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The Ad said it is dish-safe for the Demi in your life
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@tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social I was looking for places to stay in Australia and I think your old apartment is looking for renters?
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There's the Safeway and then there's Stefan's way. Misters Smiles.
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Looks like Jesse's report card
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One armed robber do you mean the fuggin Wheel Of Fortune Slot Machine at The Bellagio?
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BREAKING: LEAKED audio of Go Off Kings Vice President Stephen Heck unable to respond when asked if Jesse Ferrar is human. He stated that this question was “intimidating”. Acknowledging that Jesse is human is “intimidating rhetoric” to GOK admin.
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When you ask me where the members of YKS, Blocked Party, Big Soft Titty, Producer Dan, The Doughboys, and Libby all rank on a scale of 1-10, where 1 is the best and 10 is the worst. This post fucking sucks I should delete it.
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Zelma Shoulders is such a powerful name
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Whoop Whoop, that's the sound of the high score
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The only thing Joey renders is pork fat
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David Zaslav has shelved the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast for the near future, and is looking for potential buyers.
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Your outlet is under the fridge
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Is it true Justin is also known as "Mr. thermos in pants"
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The only person who could have fun with that is Milton Berle
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If you want to play something in its heydey, play Horse Family: Animal Simulator
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When your dog also revives dead horses in Zelda games
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Hell yeah I am #FollowFriday
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@briancgrubb.bsky.social Danish Graves
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@briancgrubb.bsky.social Cracked has stolen your first name and also stolen an article that you should have written first.
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This is how you two honor MLK? Typical canadians.
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This is correct. The largest gap between real flavor being good and fake flavor being bad is banana. The largest gap in the opposite direction is lime. Gimme all the lime skittles.
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(Most annoying person alive voice) "addendum"
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You are an important piece of community. Also Demi is cool. Jesse is fine.
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show it to the 13 year old then let him show it to the 11 year old like a true big brother (I assume these are boys)
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@gooffkings.bsky.social Miss Vickie seducing Chester Cheetah
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@gooffkings.bsky.social Miss Vickie sexy cyberpunk
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Fresh Linen Hoagies
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Social Media is no longer about Hamas and Israel. In 2024 we ONLY post pictures of pets. Stefan Heck is a trendsetter.
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In this house, we respect Crystal Bernard
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I am working the 12 steps and am making amends. My sponsor said "it's not the alcohol, it's the goof kings".
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Dave Navarro has endorsed Hamas for how they live their lifestyle in accordance with Taco Bell rules.
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Explain where you get your wardrobe, then.
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Is that called the Shattle????
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The finale ends with Dan and Stefan kicking him under the fridge
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