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mr "you know who"

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ope. in-laws are in town. sucks. maybe we can save democracy next time 🤷

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yeah. your home maybe. you deal with em

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who rattled your cage, ape?

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I don't want to go to the fucking dentist tomorrow!!! It's BORING!!!!!!!!

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i’ll try to come up with one

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guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight? guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting. guy 1: I am not having a bbq

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John Cullen's avatar John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social
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Yo we had @jessefarrar.com on the fuckin POD Kast to talk about the crazy S3 South Park episode where Korn was on for basically an entire episode (and debuted their new single), at a time where both Korn and South Park were so popular that this was mutually beneficial to do

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no. i did it to win 60,000 nintendo gamecubes. but i think they got their calendar mixed up because they gave me a prosthetic leg instead. either way better than nothing

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just stuck a mr beastables feastables pb choco pudding bar up my ass. that sucked

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sounds like you guys have a lot of bating to do. whereas i have a lot of different stuff going on 👍

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no. youtube is for children.

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Film discourse on Bluesky is fucked UP. I casually spoiled the ending of Stepmom (1998) in a DM and the whisper network has apparently been circulating AI art of me being beheaded. So what if Susan Sarandon accepts Julia Roberts into the family at the end. It's a beautiful moment! I deserve to live.

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the go off kings's avatar the go off kings @gooffkings.bsky.social
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Playing some more Chained Together, this time with a sound alert that plays a randomized clip of Stefan saying "1... 2... 3... Jump!" twitch.tv/gooffkings

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Here's to another year with your dishwasher, inshallah

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This great nation of ours is a beautiful tapestry, woven together by the faith and family values of the small towns that beat like a heart in its soulful chest. I really believe this! New YKS!

linktr.ee/ykspod

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Oh man! I just realized that if I live to be 72 years old, I'll only live for 36 more years! So I guess I'm over halfway there! Wow That Sucks!

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just had a good idea for a podcast: every week, the hosts look up 1 normal person who died. while reading out loud the local news article about them, they say "aww i bet the family is sad" and later on they might say a joke like "and THAT's why you don't go into caves". then that goes on a t-shirt 👍

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now playing

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I've noticed my chimp stealing coins and small bills from the junk drawer. Well it's not really stealing since we're family, but I don't like that he is hiding this from me. He hasn't said anything about it or even what he wants to buy.

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This Is What I Look Like 🫶

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alright this is freaking insane. i got a haircut this morning too. what the FUCK is going on!!! Is it haircut day or something?!

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I think my small son has learned the expression "micro manage" but is saying it "Michael manage"

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always fun to wash a new mix of clothes with each other and see how they get on. you just never know

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welcome to LukeSky

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CUM! It's pornotime to the Go Off Kings Social Media and Youtube!And here its, the Post of the Day!Dumping backward to the night post? Later in tonight? #Westaytuned. Tooned, that is. Like Bron "big" Bunny. He'scumstomer. The current do = 105153AM Central. Cum! get your gaming brookie 🫦🫦 tWiTcH

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i woke up before my alarm went off today thinking about this

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Breakfast in bed served to dad who just jacked off into the toilet

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for a decently long time, the absolute best thing i could think of for a career was writing down my little opinions in the newspaper. now that i know about killing whistleblowers for aerospace companies, of course, i know better. but maybe some day i can still become a Tomato Man

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It's almost getting to the point that asking the Pope about human sexuality might be more trouble than it's worth?

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the dreaded scutoid…

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i think thats true! its crazy and makes no sense but i think they avoided the pitfalls of trying to make it seem better than it was. just a fun piece of shit. and i didnt sign my post

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what you do in your bedroom is your own business

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Miketober has come early this year! Death Spa (1989) is a gory, sexy, scary flick all about eating asparagus and fastening bolts securely.

Video episode with our friend Zöe Ligon up now!

patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks

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looking for a new toaster after 11 solid years. think im going to stay away from this one but otherwise a lot of solid contenders out there

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i actually think hes the exact brain type to be able to enjoy a putrid fetchquest because thats what he thinks life is. he would say gollum could become the king of rohan if he worked harder

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i know that you cant swing a dead cat without hitting a sexual abuser on a streaming platform but it feels like a different kind of malpractice to promote scam artist tony robbins to the front page so he can talk to 3000 children on summer break

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us: hey it might be cool to get on the front page again our partner rep: i got fired 3 years ago twitch: we got you. we can put tony robbins on there for some reason. 👍

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Very excited for next few episodes of Guys: 6/11: Renaissance Faire Guys with Jesse Farrar 6/18: Alien Guys with Jack Wagner 6/25: Elon Musk Guys with Kate Willett 7/2 Toastmasters with Stefan Heck

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