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@tomwalker.bsky.social

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Comedian mime twitch streamer, JFL Montreal International New Faces 2023
Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “bigsofttitty.png”

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today sucks really fucking bad for me

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no i shouldn't

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thanks for the engagement, TROLL!!!!!!!!

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Hell yeah no video out and it's one where I go insane trying to go to a carwash in a tutorial mission. Check it out here: youtu.be/o9wz7qn6OY8

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Hell yeah thank you for watching

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Three streams this week - first, a morale-raising stream where I will open various cards. then using that morale I will continue to butt heads with the Fast Car GTA mission I've been stuck on for 12 hours now - Three Leaf Clover.

AC boosters given by WotC so #ad for that I guess!

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found myself lying in bed and only then realising i'm still wearing a baseball cap. worrying development

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i am streaming again. i am at attempt 150 of this bank heist mission. twitch.tv/tomwalker

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Ah I think I understand now damn you can just DRIVE onto the rooftop

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I’m not sure how to play this clip! On mobile and desktop I just get “no compatible source was found for this media” - any chance of you describing it?

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It was kinda cool

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here i go streamin' again. and this time it's back in the GTA 4 fast traffic mines with Niko and the gang as we try to rob a bank! only two attempts away from the big 5-0. and only fifty attempts away from the big 1-0-0. and only etc.
twitch.tv/tomwalker

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let's go justin

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Wow. Congratulations on the prize!

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Husband left the bedroom even though i told him my hand smelled weird and offered it to him to try

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Currently daring capcom to release merch for Jamie from street fighter 6. To release a little statue of my little guy. Daring them to get me my funny little man immediately

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It rocks! The water cop in it might be the most handsome man I’ve ever seen for real

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hell yeah looking forward to it, let's gooo!

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stream schedule this week. I'm doing a devoted Bunny Garden on Thursday/Wednesday. I'm doing it because people raised a lot of money for charity. Not looking forward to it.

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You will not believe how funny this is

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Trying to buy component adapter cables for component cables for a Samsung 7 series tv. It is of course driving me insane and seems to be impossible. Luckily, I am soooo strong.

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Making a “run 90 seconds of ads” button has made streaming much better for me. I don’t make any money from it but if an unsubscribed chatter pisses me off? I toss you to your algorithm. Behold our world. Behold what it thinks of you. Buy a redbull and join the army sucker

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Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it

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you doing self-surgery night on the stream or what

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I think it goes back and forth between that and the unedited version of that whenever anyone thinks to change it

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Don’t you dare give them your business. Please just buy one of Aliexpress

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I’m in a battle of wills with whoever send the automated emails for the company C2Gripz asking me to join their team of creators. I must outlast their entire business. I will not unsubscribe from the emails. They have to die before I do, their business is selling grips for controllers

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whipped up another delightful little edit for
@tomwalker.bsky.social! turns out you can forgive a lot of flaws when a game lets you draw little doodles on coffee cups

featuring a cameo from the wonderful demi lardner and her many robes

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someone wanted to know where this video was because they really liked it so i've re-uploaded it - here is the ballad of MeatlessRumble4 youtu.be/IBlijqq6MUE?...

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me and my boys are puttering around the drift track brother. we're taking our time and enjoying the commute. we're looking side to side like we're on a miniature railway and we're doing it all in a RWD monster - no need to rush!

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Damn. Those are like the main reasons to have property

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The ad button is genuinely my greatest breakthrough in streaming. I’ve now made sure I have 30, 60 and 90 second increments

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Couldn’t sleep last night and ended up watching NL play Balatro live on stream - had only ever seen it without chat before. He’s so strong dude. If someone “my guy”-d me while I was doing maths I’d throw my whole life away to destroy them

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I’m currently wearing autumnal colours if anyone ever cares….

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no the meg/2 is a sincere adaptation of a book series that's run for like, decades or some shit. jason statham's there. it's got a crazy high budget but it's like they photocopied the chris pratt jurassic world movies

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i know this isn't a hot take i just think there's something so strange about the kind of chinese-american cross-market slop that's for no-one. it's uniquely unwatchable

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