My boyfriend (678M), his majordomo (54M), protocol droid (C-3PO) and I (22F) are in a mixed-weight/age/species relationship and everything was fine until he tried to feed my twin brother to his pet monster and so I strangled him with the chain he keeps me on. AITA?
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You shouldn’t have been drinking raw milk before H5N1. You definitely shouldn’t be drinking it now.
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Oh fuck now we're doing g shots
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Wee bit of craic in Derry tonight
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Happy birthday!🎈🎂
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Godzilla Minus One is a big dumb stompy kaiju flick that beautifully explores war, trauma, recovery, found family, guilt and forgiveness all while keeping the vibe of classic Toho with superb modern effects and filmmaking. It's a masterpiece, see it if you haven't yet
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It's literally how the Terminator found Sarah Connor.
Worst. Book. Ever.
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I take it the debate went well
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I love how Cornwall's defining attribute is being a cider-soaked shipping hazard
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Looks like we found the Changeling
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In that case I must be as big as Godzilla!
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Either they don't pay attention to their female relatives or said relatives just don't bother trying to make them understand and who can blame them
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Do they seriously think all those ladies' shaving products and ads are there solely for trans women? 😂😂😂
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Ultimate irony: Rob Liefeld turns out to have been a foot fetishist
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The techbros must be stopped
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