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Memento Morty π
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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If you gaze long enough into the abyussy, the abyussy will gaze back
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Felonious Monk π@feloniousmonk.bsky.social |
2757 followers 1430 following 14056 posts
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Vulgar and profane. Known to pontificate, but also prone to unhinged shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI.
Connect: linktr.ee/thefeloniousmonk
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Memento Morty π
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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If you gaze long enough into the abyussy, the abyussy will gaze back
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Γ‘
@lankee.bsky.social
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Spank 'em! It's the only way to be sure!
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Gonna grill some brats tomorrow. They better have the answers to my questions or they're getting spanked.
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gamera obscura
@ohrobin.bsky.social
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I cradle my grief, a swaddled child Fast against the hostile world I carry her from room to room in an empty house I sing wordless comfort She cries out to me in my own voice.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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I'm on Bluesky's suggested swallows
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KLM
@klm.bsky.social
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getting laid in one of those odd Subaru trucks that got discontinued, or as I like to call it, getting Baja blasted
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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I'M BACK BABY
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Getting laid in a Chevy Custom Conversion, or as I call it, cock au van.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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There's your methadone.
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Judith Butlerian Jihad
@xanindigo.bsky.social
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Mes chΓ©ries, creativity is something so inherently human. Give a child paper and crayons and they'll probably start drawing a picture. That spark is in each and every one of us. If you're sad or frustrated about losing a work of fiction you once loved? Make something.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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After all the years I've spent in Florida, I still don't understand why people would choose to live in Galveston.
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Felonious Monk π
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It's so ridiculous. Any woman athlete in the average Olympic uniform qualifies as Adult Content in this system. All of volleyball. Gymnastics. A lot of dance.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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@safety.bsky.app @bsky.app what is "adult content" about a woman wearing a fairly conservative swimsuit. Is your rating system inherently incapable of not sexualizing women's bodies?
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Holy shit, I need this right now.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Open snapchat. See story feed with 900 blurry fireworks videos. Close snapchat.
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Hijabi of Colour βΏοΈπ ($65/$600)
@hijabiofcolor.bsky.social
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Omg, youβre making me hungry and Iβm broke π€£
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Gabe had a nervous disposition, and I kept him on the trazadone for storms and such already, but he'd hide in the closet during fireworks all covered up and shivering. I'd lay with him, sometimes falling asleep with him.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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That means a lot. I've been thinking about getting another dog, but haven't been ready yet. His passing was traumatic and undignified and still hurts.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Thinking about the fireworks last year and how I had to keep Gabe all bunded up in his thunder jacket. I miss my dog.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Smores Brownies. That's it. That's the skeet.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Oh man, I remember those days. Yeah, every day will feel like that for a while. But then one day it won't. And you'll realize things have actually gotten a little better, money is OK, you're not working 100 hour weeks. Its worth the push. If you ever need some encouragement, ping me.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Vote for Joooooooeee Put him in that Oval Plaaaaace For you and for meee and the entire human race
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Wrapping up my third 13+ hour day in a row, and this shit sucks. I have been trying to gear down my business interests in favor of focus on my creative pursuits, but it seems like a new crisis pops up every couple of months. Feeling like Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Y'all are the best.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Hi it's me the guy who writes dumb jokes and horny poems, I'm not dead, just been handling a shit storm, OK, thanks bye for now.
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Lauren McKenzie [free π΅πΈ]
@themckenziest.gay
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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First of all, yes.
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Philip Marks
@philipmarks87.bsky.social
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This!
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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When the grafitti artist realizes that wasn't cumin he added to the chili.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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I just call it binging, and I'd prefer if you all didn't watch.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Could we get a starter pack of these please so I can one click add them all?
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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The best thing about an arthritis flare up is creatively avoiding typing any word that contains letters past "U" on the keyboard because it feels like being stabbed on the right side of your hand.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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I vote in favor of this.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Are you by chance driving while holding your head out the window smiling?
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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*for some
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Just remember this when you're dealing with the Trademarked Freefall 24 Hour Actionβ’. The air pressure making your cheeks flap is even a lot of some of us Menfolk after a while.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Oh, Pine is fine. I would stay away from "Skydiving Adventure" though.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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As the eldest child of a shitty man who had a shitty dad, that logic holds up.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Yeah, it's just so fucking weird. Like, it's not authoritative in a leadership way, and it's not authoritative in a dommy way, it's just petty and capricious. It actually makes you look weak, not like a leader. They're the opposite of what they seek to be.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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So fucking true. Generic white dude dark hair face.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Ah, right. These assclowns all seem to have attended the same shithead school.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Isn't this the guy who was caught on camera verbally abusing his pregnant wife?
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Quite pretty!
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Roti sounds damn good right now.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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"I swear By the moon and stars in the sky" "Yes, All-4-One, and that's why you have three days detention."
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Hell yeah!
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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It really is the best. Like all of my little octopuses.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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It IS ridiculous, in a way that inspires love.
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Any cheese whiz sprayers?
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Felonious Monk π
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Hey nice!
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