Scott Crosson 🐟📈 @fishecon.bsky.social

As someone who works at the agency (NOAA) that just lost Relentless, I would like to welcome the Justices to fisheries management 101. I have six pages of acronyms you will need to learn. I’m assuming you have already taken PhD level classes in Bayesian statistics and are a fluent R programmer.

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jadehawk @jadehawk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

there are going to be so many "the internet is a series of tubes" moments

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Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

Remember: suing is now a reasonable way to enact the changes you want. Make em pay

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

No need, they will be guided by their Bible.

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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

Public health policy on “vibes” and judicial politics is going so well, of course we should do the same with fisheries. Of COURSE!

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Dr. Benway @docbenway.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

Counterpoint: fuck them trout

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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Imagine trying to explain the Rubin causal model to those elderly wordcels on the Court.

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@bluebadger.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

As an example of judicial expertise, Neil Gorsuch referred 5x to nitrous oxide (laughing gas) in his EPA opinion gutting the good neighbor Clean Air Act rule, rather than the pollutant actually being regulated. Talk about high on your own supply (of nitrous, of course)

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

All they need is scripture and vibes.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

I have read hundreds of NOAA fisheries documents and I can’t recall one that had only six pages of acronyms at the start 😂

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Manu 🌊🐳🐦‍⬛🏔️🌎 @manelcamacho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

The way of the Lord includes... "Legal disputes"

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Tim Phipps @ducs2r.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

MS level Bayesian statistics, competent R programmer, and I have written papers on fisheries management policy (for NOAA, as a consultant). I would gladly take Thomas’ seat and wouldn’t accept any bribes until after my decisions. 😉

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