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Gloria!

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venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340

She/her cis & twifucker so you might have a chance

Pokémon Go trainer account: 6789 8103 8337

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Max's avatar Max @paisleystars.bsky.social
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Summer fashion for the discerning gentleman, modelled this morning by two Svalbard rock ptarmigans 🪶

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Patrick 's avatar Patrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social
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You are cracking me up, little Granite spiny lizard!
It has been hanging on the outside patio wall for about an hour now. Sometimes it goes behind the decorative sun, sometimes it crawls around near the sun.
#herps 🦎

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Nina Willburger 's avatar Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social
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A bronze helmet of Corinthian type, 6th c. BC. The holes around the edges were used to attach a lining.
Herodotos mentions this type of helmet as part of the equipment of the #Greek hoplites. A large number of Corinthian helmets were found in the sanctuary at...1/2

📷 me

🏺 AncientBluesky

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Julianne Kiely - Commissions Open's avatar Julianne Kiely - Commissions Open @palaeojules.bsky.social
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If you see this, post a bird!

I don't know if I've posted this here before or not, but here's a digital painting of a microraptoran from a few years ago. #paleoart #paleontology #birds

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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Gloria! 's avatar Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social
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My window AC is ancient and Loud but boy am I grateful for it tonight

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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frankly we may all need some of that “I have 1000 followers and will now kill god (dril)” energy to survive the world to come

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The only man to beat the allegations this week, congratulations Mohg!

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Something I deeply respect about this website’s user base is that I know there’s some people on Twitter who fully believe that the head of Twitter is an open nazi and yet still find us too annoying to engage with

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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I've seen too many people driven mad by posting to believe it "accomplishes nothing" lol

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Roman Authors: Nero had a great lake built on his palace grounds. It shows that he wanted to overturn the natural order, that he wanted even Nature itself to obey his whims. What arrogance, what useless splendor! Archeologists: yeah so that "lake" was just a normal sized garden water feature

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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I really find the tanking CNN ratings doubly funny because it's not like they can shift gears and hope people come back. After that debate non performance by Tapper and Bash and platforming 'center right' guests, they lost em for good. Only option is going to the right of Newsmax. Lol.

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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People are getting confused and thinking this means I think Joe Biden is the ideal candidate or that nobody else would do a better job - not true! I just think that decision was made four years ago and reversing it is a guaranteed path to utter catastrophe

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☀️ Starshine's avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
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tolkien called them real life lesser servants of mordor and orcs

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If you haven't been served, and an email doesn't count unless they've officially served you, this letter means nothing. Tell them to pound sand and report whoever signed that for practicing law without a law license to their state's bar association Scammers get the nuclear option

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Yeah I think it's a scam, going after small creator who probably doesn't have their own lawyer.

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the breadth of misinformation is unreal. a woman next to us at dinner said she went to cuba when “trump opened the border” and her date said “best president ever.” obama did that!!! trump reversed it!!!

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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

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Asshole Neighbour went to my wife crying about how he wants to tell me to mow the lawn but is afraid that I'll lose my temper at him if he does and my champion spouse was like "yeah you're right he will you should try not telling him anything." Keeper.

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mary🐇's avatar mary🐇 @mary.my.id
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can we put some other ppl as the face of online privacy instead of snowden and assange

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What’s interesting about the Biden interview is to look up Howard Dean interviews after his little happy yell and see how the media treat them pretty similarly despite Bidens age mattering and Howard Deans yell meaning nothing. All the interviews are like “…what do you tell people who saw that?”

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Most libraries use an online service for audiobooks and ebooks, I highly recommend it!

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naylandblake's avatar naylandblake @naylandblake.bsky.social
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My snobbery: Rhubarb can easily carry a pie by itself whereas strawberry cannot. Strawberry should stick to its lane, which is shortbread, and stop butting into pie.

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“us politics is just like star wars” bro i am sorry but neither of those old farts are gonna shoot lightning at each other

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Dr Brooke Magnanti's avatar Dr Brooke Magnanti @belledejour.bsky.social
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Pronouncing Count Binface in the Italian fashion

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Kavaeric ➡️ AC's avatar Kavaeric ➡️ AC @kavaeric.net
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Hey! If any dealers or artists want their setup taken at AC, lmk!

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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He’s old and incapable! *a week later* He’s old and incapable and people who can’t contribute to our grand project are inferior! *three weeks later* NYT Opinion: why Joe Manchin having 2% Romani DNA is a problem for America

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If you have the same thing every day you'll get tired of it, even if it's really good each time.

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Luke’s American Revolution 's avatar Luke’s American Revolution @lfschleusener.bsky.social
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When Trump tweeted out what became the transgender military ban with a 17-minute gap between tweets, I was on the phone with someone on the JCS. During the lag, we debated if we'd feel it if he nuked North Korea.

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Courtney Milan's avatar Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
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MOAR TRAINS!!!!!!!!

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James Green's avatar James Green @archeaids.bsky.social
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Thick cortex fossiliferous chalcedony flake removed from a Citronelle gravel cobble from southwest Louisiana that is packed with crinoid, coral, brachiopod & other fossil fragments. #fossils #FossilFriday

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🍄An Mushroom🍄's avatar 🍄An Mushroom🍄 @mycotae.bsky.social
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Someone posted a great photo of their mare and i had to draw her :)

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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌's avatar His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social
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Just…so we’re all clear: This isn’t politics this is suicidal ideation, and if you’re thinking like this you should talk to a psychiatrist.

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Nonfic-Jen's avatar Nonfic-Jen @jenyetagain.bsky.social
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This bot just tried to sell me drugs so maybe bluesky does have what it takes to replace twitter

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