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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️

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I may not be The Admiral you want, but I am The Colin Avenger you need. Also available on Mastodon and Discord.


Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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Isn’t there already a fair share of non-possession projectile vomiting going on in dorms?

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The Inside Out characters in my head

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And syphilis

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Now send us the same vibes, please!

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Same in Wyoming for Colorado residents. (And then WY got pissed all their people drive into CO for weed.)

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He doesn’t also have a Vicodin addiction and a fake New Jersey accent, does he? 🤭

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Needs more horse.

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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Always

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Dr. Lucky Tran's avatar Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.bsky.social
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The CDC has finally acknowledged that SARS-CoV-2 is not a typical “winter” respiratory virus, and COVID-19 is a threat that can surge throughout the year.

Source: www.cdc.gov/ncird/whats-...

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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This is the hat I wear on Bluesky

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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Pretty happy with the Sailor 1911 Compasses I picked up for $30 (including converter) from Goulet lately.

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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Is it “Kick the Tories in the Bollocks with Rosa Klebb’s Shoe” Day? 👠🔪 Or is it just “Bloody American Rebellion” Day? 🇺🇸

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And most of them had to be purchased in Wyoming and illegally smuggled in.

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Would rather cure a certain segment of “Americans” from being utter assholes.

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Seconded.

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Dweeb girls are cool though.

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We especially needed one in 2017.

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True, but my focus here was on the new insurrectionist Speaker and the pedophile Congressman from Florida

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And then in 2024, they put one of the guys who should have been expelled in charge of the House after the guy who was in charge was kicked out for daring to investigate a pedophile in their midst.

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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Indeed. A diet consisting only of McDonald’s hamburgers, too well done steaks, Diet Coke, and snorted Adderall is not helping anyone’s gold toilet do its work.

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Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger You Only Live Twice Thunderball On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live and Let Die The Man with the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View to a Kill The Living Daylights …

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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Stars start somewhere and they don’t all make it. At some point in the process a protostar is just a protoplanet.

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And so are we!

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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I can be absolutely fragile in simpler situations but the big ones, responsibility and adrenaline kick in.

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Had a moment last year where we thought a shooting might happen at work & I soldiered through the incident and out until the end of the hour, taking care of everyone *else*. Then I went to the back room, collapsed bawling for 10 min, and THEN noticed the torn gluteal muscle when I tried to stand.

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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I would imagine some will accrete together in stellar nurseries in regions where stars never quite formed. Not just the not-quite-brown dwarf gas giants, but the little terrestrials and dwarf planets and planetesimals too. And some may have just left a dead stellar companion for greener pastures.

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Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️'s avatar Michael Z. 🔭🐰⚾️🌪️ @fizzixrat.bsky.social
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Smaug took mine.

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Temporary doesn’t help me bike to local shopping, and there’s not much out here in the suburbs anyway.

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Thank you for your service. 🫡

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Alpha is John Simm’s Harold Saxon from Doctor Who. Hope you packed your gas mask.

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Isn’t the Alpha guy just Harold Saxon?

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Nah, too busy listening to Queen, thanks.

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I see Omega and I immediately think of the stellar engineer who, though it ended in tragedy for him, was able to tame a black hole to use as the power source for his civilization’s burgeoning time travel technology.

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Yeah, it annoys the crap out of me too.

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Besides, we all know what a gamma male looks like and it’s not that. 🤭

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They alphabetized in English rather than in Greek.

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Although Stormy has certainly given us a lot of details about his dad’s, so he should be praying that Ivana’s genes were dominant there.

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Marvel Strike Force: The Acolyte

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Or, possibly, I have overly large thumbs and a mild fever. ☺️

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Wasn’t that thing crawling around in the mines on Janus IV?

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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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Touché! But what if him Bizarro Clark Kent?

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100 dats, huh? Pretty slow compared to the Tories and Farage. 😅

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Worse, I’m sure. Most dairy-free cheeses taste like rotting feet.

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Me: But what if Clark Kent is driving the car? 🧐

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*breaks out in hives*

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Ncuti Gatwa’s TARDIS Oh wait, you said WRONG answers only.

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