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Futuremonkey
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I desperately wish you were wrong.
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Certainly not "JUST BELOW GENIUS-LEVEL".
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Futuremonkey
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I desperately wish you were wrong.
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Futuremonkey
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Futuremonkey
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Explain the joke. I want to har-dee-har right along with everyone else.
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Charles Johnson
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Hey, don’t get mad at me if you’re helping to ratfuck Joe Biden. You should be mad at yourself for being played by these clowns AGAIN.
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Charles Johnson
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It’s really disappointing to see some of the journalists I’ve respected (and there aren’t many these days) eagerly join in on the GOP/media ratfucking of Joe Biden. This is why Republicans do this shit: 1) because it works, and 2) even their targets sometimes help them do it.
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Faine Greenwood
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It also makes me feel insane that the rat fuck around Biden’s age and mental capacity is being uncritically spread around by Democrats when Trump is *incredibly obviously* grotesquely mentally incapacitated, in a way that is genuinely terrifying.
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Futuremonkey
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But spiders eat things that I hate more...
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Futuremonkey
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"tomorrow" You're not even using the right calendar.
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Futuremonkey
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You're Wrong About American History Tellers The Exploress American Hysteria The Mortified Podcast
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Futuremonkey
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If Biden steps hands over the presidency to Harris, the GOP refuses to confirm a new VP. Harris gets JFK'd by GOP goons and then it's one-party rule for generations.
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Futuremonkey
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHKJ...
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Futuremonkey
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If the UI doesn't look like a Ouija board, why even bother?
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Futuremonkey
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But then who would tell us pearls of wisdom like, "hibba long dang rascal flobba wing disco"?
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Futuremonkey
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Plot twist: we will, but the laws will be very, very bad.
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Futuremonkey
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"There must be in-groups the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups the law binds but does not protect."
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Futuremonkey
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Welp.
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Bob Cesca
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This entire Biden stay-or-go issue revolves around a bigger crisis: a twisted, damaged voting population that's succumbed to fascist propaganda and an obvious con-man who's convinced many of us to end democracy. This is an "us" problem as much as anything else. Wise up, America.
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Charles Johnson
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If you’re thinking of trying to emigrate to Europe if Trump wins, you may want to take a close look at what’s happening in elections over there. There’s no safe harbor.
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Futuremonkey
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I wonder if Eisenhower was bored.
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Pi = 4 for simplicity.
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Futuremonkey
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www.nytimes.com/1924/12/21/a...
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Futuremonkey
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Have we all forgotten that the NYT published fawning articles about Adolf Hitler?
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Futuremonkey
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100% won't even register with non-liberals.
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Futuremonkey
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Start preserving evidence that this used to be a free country.
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Futuremonkey
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Shitty picture I realize, but spotted in the wild
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Futuremonkey
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These threads are really amping up my desire to savagely murder everyone who has financial advantages.
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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Remember, this is America, the world's greatest democracy. If you're mad at John Roberts, don't protest at his house, focus on defeating him the next time he's up for reelection.
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Futuremonkey
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Putin to seek emergency treatment for priapism.
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Radley Balko
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Just reiterating this, because, unfortunately, it appears to be increasingly relevant.
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Futuremonkey
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Start preserving evidence that this used to be a free country.
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Futuremonkey
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I demand that both of them drop a heroic dose of acid 3 hours before the debate.
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Futuremonkey
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Not sure how to take that quote from Mister Definitely.
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Futuremonkey
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I genuinely don't know if I can take it. And I can take a lot. I mean, a lot.
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Futuremonkey
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I want to know which drugs make one a better debater.
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L O L G O P
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Every one of these things proves Michel Gondry actual genius.
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Futuremonkey
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Because if you make a point you get to legislate.
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Futuremonkey
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"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
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Futuremonkey
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If money was abolished I would, at age 50, learn woodworking and spend the rest of my life doing nothing but that and photography. IT work can fuck all the way off.
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Futuremonkey
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And here I thought Carolyn Burnham was a fictional character.
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Futuremonkey
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Does Doug Stanhope know that guy stole one of his suits?
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Futuremonkey
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I turn to stone When you are gone I turn to stone
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Was Project 2025 personally authored by Vladimir Putin? If you wanted a roadmap to the utter destruction and global irrelevance of the United States, you couldn't ask for anything more thorough.
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Coal-fired crematoriums as a renewable power source! Republican policy 2025, probably.
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Futuremonkey
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I don't wear my shoes inside my home but I can also definitively assert that said shoes are not covered in shit of any variety. However, I work at City Hall, where there is apparently a permanent contest to see who can most profusely piss directly on the floor in the staff men's room.
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Futuremonkey
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When are journalists going to understand that "objective" and "neutral" are not synonyms?
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My usual assumption is that a conservative had a broken clock moment and now everyone is mad at Snopes for confirming it.
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Fiveskin
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