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Janne

@g.litch.art

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(he/him) web dev, #glitchart maker. Always sharing the views and opinions of my employer. Cambridge, UK


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why did you unsubscribe from our mailing list?

1️⃣ It's annoying
2️⃣ I don't remember subscribing. been drinking a lot
3️⃣ I yearn to be free from this mortal coil

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trying to unfuck a premature abstraction? its more common that you think. talk to your doctor today ab-

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y'know how when someone yawns it makes you yawn. not to brag or anything but I just got stuck in a feedback loop of people yawning on voip

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please sir let me pay 8 dollars per month to clean your boots

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my UK politics take of the day is no-one for Keir Starmer, voting Labour was just the only way to vote the Tories out

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Reacher a show that asks one thing: what if a man had really big arms?

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oh he is just like me for real?

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Gandalf's distant stare as he remembers me munching too much Honey Nut, too greedily

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Samuel 🦋's avatar Samuel 🦋 @samuel.bsky.team
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me moving my PR back into draft

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going to make a bold prediction; by December 2026 I will have a full white father Christmas style beard

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straight up rawdogging the document object model right now, feels weird man

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The best response to the presidential immunity thing from Joe Biden would probably be to shoot Donald Trump with a 44 magnum live on air

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once a day you should be able to submit a request for information about a post, where someone has to explain what their post was about. y'know instead of just asking like a normal human being

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oh shit, we're living through an exposition era

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I'm just saying KFC have been ~50 years ahead of the game by putting chicken in a bucket

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issuing correction to a previous post of mine. this is actually how Satan intended, sorry for the inconvenience

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posting about javascript

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respect your commitment to posting #shoegaze, more people should posting their favourite music genre imo. its easy to mute

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Satan is woke now, sorry this is the logical progression of the culture war

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might code something as god intended, in HTML, CSS & Javascript

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or maybe savaging for scraps of paper in the dust trying to rebuild some kind of civilization, either way exciting!

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incredible

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telling people I am 'staunchly pro-launch' so they think I must be related to the King, or some kind of warmonger

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thanks. layers, masks and transform tools really are the holy trinity aren't they. The three goats

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just setting up my bsky

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WIFE: we’ve be ME: er WIFE: married so ME: lar panels WIFE: we com ME: puter WIFE: each o ME: ctopus WIFE: sen ME: ta claus

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I am positive future generations will put this in textbooks

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the polyfill dot io website is currently serving malicious code to all clients. Any project that still includes polyfill will be serving it straight to their users

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they really, really need to localise this

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trump confirmed bouba by top analysts, why is no one talking about this

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saying a little prayer after logging off 'please lord give me strength to remember real people dont think like this'

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food isn’t expensive. it’s just your imagination. stop thinking

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becoming an economist by getting a lobotomy

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you should be able to find a lot on here
bsky.app/profile/g.li...

and there are definitely plenty of other feeds if you have a filter through the topics