Garek Maxwell

Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

I'd put more stock in a restaurant making me a grilled cheese than whatever the fuck that is. I want a good grilled cheese with butter and seasoning than...food coloring.... (It's from a tourist trap that I saw a version from too.)

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

I do too! I love trying new things! But making something it isn't has a limit to me Also yes, you had the words, but it goes back and forth. It's weird.... But like, asparagus flavored "ro"? That I can understand in a weird way because it's so disassociated from an expectation, y'know?

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Fun/unfun fact, panko bread was invented by the Japanese military using tanks to electrify the bread. It did cook it! But in a new revolutionary way. (Unfun because history, why did they cool bread with tanks? Batteries, electricity, etc etc)

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

😒🙄 Your gut is so uncultured. ... (Not sorry over dad jokes)

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

That explains the look and texture from a video. I'm 100% for vegan/vegetarian/lactose-intolerant cuisine by the way. I think that's absolutely the forefront of food science experimentation especially at the in home level. Crazy but it works? Amazing!

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

It's still gross to me because it's not high end gastro-science where I expect a presentation of surprise and experience without knowing what to expect, or it looks super different. It looks like candy, but to eat cheese, it... Honestly grosses me out. I have an expectation, and I get get this.

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Mm, more willy wanker, and I mean that in the British way. ... No, stop!

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

Velveeta is a cheese based solid though. This ain't no Velveeta. It's got all the red 3, blue 4, etc. In MURICA it's yellow 3, or the eagle weeps

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

It looks like candy, and straight in the bin for me, lol

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

It's absurdly (thanks auto correct, that works better than absolutely) a grilled cheese but it looks like a melted fruit roll-up or some candy. It's so gross looking. Just give me what I expect, or go all the way and make gastro science make it what I can't expect/identify y'know?

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Garek Maxwell @garekmaxwell.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

How is this even food?!

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