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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him SamGreszes@mstdn.social @samgreszes on hive and twitter discord: robotsfightingdinosaurs

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Watercolored a goofy little guy today

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you do not have to get up. that's a lie

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It's been like ten years and still, no game has come close to having a better intro than saints row 4. Within in the span of like an hour, you go through playable parodies of seal team six, Armageddon, and leave it to beaver, before the game spits you out into 'mass effect but more fun'

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regular meghan 🫧 λ‚˜μ˜μ§€ πŸ‰'s avatar regular meghan 🫧 λ‚˜μ˜μ§€ πŸ‰ @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
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a quiet place is a movie about the most beautiful thing on earth: when you really want a pizza and a man brings you one

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People don't understand. Shohei isn't just a heavy hitter. He's a folk hero like Bo Jackson or Babe Ruth and does these inhuman feats. Fucking hit a ball through a dome.

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Bones Hyland's Homeopathic Cold Relief's avatar Bones Hyland's Homeopathic Cold Relief @wellburrowed.bsky.social
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Look, it's none of my business, that's between yall, but 13 feet 1 inch is just too much to go into there

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✨brit ✨'s avatar ✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social
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this absolute icon never got the chance to put a ring on it even if he wanted. he was a gay man who passed away at age 31 in 1990 from AIDS related illness complications. amazing artist.

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It's a beautiful piece of art. Also. Unfortunately.

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Straight up can't believe posters servers still exist

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If Biden made weed federally legal it would probably put him in spitting distance to Trump

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i asked a lefty straight man i know (this is IRL) whether he was aware of the transformers comic where little girls have to kiss them to make them transform. i cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this, let alone acknowledge that any of it was real

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Bc yeah you're right! It's the POSSIBILITY of discomfort

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regular meghan 🫧 λ‚˜μ˜μ§€ πŸ‰'s avatar regular meghan 🫧 λ‚˜μ˜μ§€ πŸ‰ @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
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something that's super funny to me in these conversations is how a lot of these people are like 'ok i experienced the possibility of discomfort time to throw in the towel' babe you wouldn't last a single day as an immigrant in this country

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I really think it's important for me, and people like me, to remember that in all likelihood, we'll be just fine. Not as a comfort, but as a reminder that we have a responsibility to use that privilege to help the people who might not be.

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The thing to use your privilege to do is to get out of an unsafe state and help others do the same, while also electing local leaders who can keep people safe from horrible shit enacted federally

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I said this on Twitter but: my husband is Jewish and I am black. Where are we gonna go exactly.

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hey white cis people leaving is not just a privilege but on some level, exercising it is an abdication of duty to your fellow man so yknow, talking about it makes you look like an asshole

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You don't count the President you are on when you are counting Presidents. Did you not take basic elementrary math?

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Someone give me 10 billion dollars to start a company that makes a modular, universal rhythm game controller that can be slid into different taiko, beatmania, guitar, drum, and other shells

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No lie, there's like 10 episodes about figuring out how to cheat at pinball and then 6 about the actual cheating. They spend more time on the final gamble than DBZ did on the goku vs frieza fight

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season one of Kaiji has men going through different complex psychological games with a wager of death every single episode season two is a heist movie where they have to figure out how to cheat at pinball And that's why it's the greatest anime ever made

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Gonna start winking and saying 'ice to meet you' whenever I'm introduced to someone new to create an aura of mystery and confusion

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do you wanna hang out and eat goldfish and cheese balls and get high please

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Jumbo milk carton sized goldfish container, save me Save me jumbo milk carton sized goldfish container

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Roxi Horror πŸ’€πŸŒΈ's avatar Roxi Horror πŸ’€πŸŒΈ @roxiqt.com
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For Disability Pride Month, one thing I'd love abled bodied people to figure out is how to speak to someone with chronic health issues without implying that if they themselves had the disabled person's health conditions, they would end it all. I promise you life goes on- even with health issues.

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vibes are off

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i really think they should have just gone full cringe and said hottogotothepolls, it would have been funny

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Maddy Myers πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's avatar Maddy Myers πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @midimyers.com
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ideally stuff like andor or magneto speechifying in the x-men 97 premiere eps would be a gateway drug to non-disney artists making far more radical work but instead it's the stuff people watch and they stop there AND for some reason get mad at you for telling them not to stop there

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i think the fact that more people don't get this is very specifically why the job you, Maddy, do every day is so fucking important

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I am currently blogging about this but yes what Maddy said I’m earnestly so confused about why people need Andor to be the most extreme expression of left wing thought they ever encounter

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