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Kevin Snyder
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I bought one before Christmas last year and I ate the whole damn thing in one sitting
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Chairman of the Poster-Farmer Party
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Kevin Snyder
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I bought one before Christmas last year and I ate the whole damn thing in one sitting
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Kevin Snyder
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Give him 10ccs of pineapple stat!
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Kevin Snyder
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I’ve got the pineapple sweats
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Kevin Snyder
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They say he’s more pineapple than man now
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Kevin Snyder
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Ok this time I think I earned it 😊
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Kevin Snyder
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Aku Aku
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Kevin Snyder
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Surely nothing bad will occur if I eat an entire pineapple in one sitting?
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Kevin Snyder
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Fuck me that’s good pineapple
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Kevin Snyder
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I slash my knife at the pineapple with lightning speed like an anime character, instantly severing my own left hand
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Kevin Snyder
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It is time.
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Kevin Snyder
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Imagining ASSMAN getting in a road rage altercation with TITSMAN
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Kevin Snyder
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I live on the Kansas-Nebraska border and mine was just the entirety of both states in deep red lol
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most goated cover of all time??
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Kevin Snyder
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just kidding I don't like onions THAT much
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Kevin Snyder
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eating a whole jar of pickled cocktail onions like a stone cold psychopath
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Kevin Snyder
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I think jalapeno popper style onions battered and deep fried and stuffed with cheese or cream cheese would go over well
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Kevin Snyder
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had a vision earlier but I guess people already thought of it
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Kevin Snyder
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*plane crashes directly into Three Mile Island Nuclear Generating Station*
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Kevin Snyder
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You’re going to give up shoplifting?!
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Kevin Snyder
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Booba
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Kevin Snyder
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Getting a pretty good collection of double rainbows
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Kevin Snyder
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Had a B+ hamburger in Plymouth, Nebraska. Pretty good.
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Kevin Snyder
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Norm Macdonald spotted ALIVE in Plymouth, Nebraska!
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Kevin Snyder
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My parents have rainbird drip lines attached to their lawn sprinkler system and they work pretty great.
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Kevin Snyder
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a homeless man can get it
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Kevin Snyder
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no foulness or rancidity
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Kevin Snyder
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heck of a fall
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Passengers this is your captain speaking. The Passenger in seat D3 has been designated a Disruptive Person, please reach under your seats for your sock full of nickels. Commence bludgeoning on my mark.
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Kevin Snyder
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There are a few deeply upsetting pronunciation variants of “chimera”
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Couple years ago I left my rubber boots outside overnight then wore them all morning and when I took them off my sock was covered in a LOT of blood although I seemed unpunctured. I shoot out my boot and found this guy recently dead. He tested positive for Chagas Disease, fortunately I did not.
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Kevin Snyder
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No!! Do NOT shid in my hole!
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Kevin Snyder
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Posting hole
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Yeah I was kind of freaked out at the time tbh, apparently we’re at the very northern reported edge of Chagas territory
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Couple years ago I left my rubber boots outside overnight then wore them all morning and when I took them off my sock was covered in a LOT of blood although I seemed unpunctured. I shoot out my boot and found this guy recently dead. He tested positive for Chagas Disease, fortunately I did not.
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Kevin Snyder
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Yep there are a lot of different kinds of assassin bugs, some eat other insects and I think some feed on plant juices, and others drink animal blood!
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Weemensch was summarily executed shortly after being captured by Soviet troops, no one was punished because everyone kind of agreed he had it coming
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maybe the gimmick is to get click throughs on the link by making people confused enough to investigate what's going on here
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I love stuff like this, the account appears to be one of those low effort thirst trap spam bots with a "contact me" spam link in the bio but it's responding as a 50+ year old trucker
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Kevin Snyder
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I'm the beekeeper, I protect the hive
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Kevin Snyder
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If Corn did not exist, we would have to invent it.
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Kevin Snyder
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roomba got stuck twice in the same day...bad omen
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did he include the part where the guy went crazy and was jacking off in the street or did that happen later
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All scientists agree
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Kevin Snyder
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Saw a band once named Free Beer and Chicken
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Kevin Snyder
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It came from the same alien planet as xantham gum
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Kevin Snyder
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May your tire lugs be cooperative
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Kevin Snyder
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The village glutton
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Kevin Snyder
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I can see your many crimes
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It’s interesting, I am out of lemons so I had to use bottled lemon juice. I’d like to try it again with fresh lemon and better strawberries.
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