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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

I'm juuuust away from the coast so I'm hoping we avoid the worst. But we got hammered a few years ago

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

these teams will get devoured by Spain

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

watching nervously from Galveston but I think I'm too far north

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

unless Joe drops out on exchange for Mayor Pete, I'm redirecting my $1m annual Dems donation into my $10m annual cocaine budget

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

in a last-minute format change, neither Portugal nor France will be permitted to advance after this gruesome match

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

this doesnt always hold; I'm actually Abigail Disney

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

unfortunately he's very slow to get his research economy going. I was able to sustain him with a bunch of mineral trades but his ship design is ludicrous

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

I wouldn't mind it but for our coop games he insists I be the one to buy all the DLC

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

Joe Biden only works two hours a day and spends the rest of his time playing Stellaris

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

I fell asleep for the entire first half (night shift problems) but it appears I somehow didn't miss a shot

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

it's incredible. I want portugal to do it now

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

if POTUS wants to give me the donors' numbers and birthdays I can call them using a Joe Biden voice changer 🤷‍♂️

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

open jockeying to replace Biden without an actual mechanism to remove him seems like the worst of both worlds but I'm not a politics genius either

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

I am unfortunately transfusing the blood of 111 innocent children into his veins, per my orders

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

sometimes they have it coming 🤷‍♂️

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

it's very nice to see them, imo

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:49 UTC

the first week in July, in which I repeatedly try to coax a new medical resident that a single Tylenol will not kill my patient

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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

I can't imagine how three days of "whatever, it was one bad debate" wouldn't have killed this outright but I guess we're doing this huh

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