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#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App

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They've got forklifts up there, that's all I'm concerned about

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Wife and I are looking at immigrating to Canada lol

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PCFclub's avatar PCFclub @pcfclub.bsky.social
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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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drop the most powerful pic in your gallery with no explanation

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Drop the most powerful picture in your gallery with no explanation

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So fucking stoked to go to New Orleans next Mardi Gras so my wife can experience it for the first time, gonna eat and drink so goddamn much

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One thing that unites all of humanity is the urge to throw big rock into water make big splash

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This changes my entire worldview

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I've trained my balls to be prehensile

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It's okay to be disappointed when a celebrity or artist you like turns out to have done horrible things. To defend someone that youve never met with your whole chest is so wild to me

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Woag same

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Grand total: $1140 Not including the fact that; A) we're doing all the labor ourselves for cleanup, and not hiring or renting anyone else's outside equipment & B) we're going to end up throwing out almost everything in that picture So... uh, reminder that my writing commissions are open lmfao

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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫑

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Champs ElysΓ©es / bah bah bah

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Aux Champs Elysses is superior to sweet Caroline in every way

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Hell yeah

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Learning so many things as a proud member of the jpeg naysh

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Same! I'm 350!

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You could have godkingchorgus as well

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I've made friends with a french person on chess dot com

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LOOK!!! FORKLIFT VIDEO!!!!! MADE BY CHORG!!!!! WATCH IT

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Chalk lines are so goated

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Somebody's gotta do it!

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Damn right

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The capacity plates on this forklift are different lol

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Abilities like this are very good for scaring children

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On the Big Guy tonight, gonna move some damb lumber

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Chess is so much fun and I'm dogshit terrible lmao, started at 400 elo and I'm at 386 now after 4 games

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Fully torqued rn

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If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack

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This image goes so fucking hard

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Thank you Nancy Pelosi

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Came off the truck like this. Solidarity with all workers, even the one who did this, but if I ever find out who it was I will go to their house and knock all the stuff off of their shelves

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I am incredibly blessed to have had the means to leave a country I was disgusted with. Shitting on those without that option is the height of arrogance and despicable behavior imo

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Time for a blinker

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This would skyrocket his polls

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Goddamn right

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This is the basis of behaving normally in public. You need an outlet

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hattie cool and normal confirmed

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People would like ai a whole lot more if it was called big ol tiddies

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I said this to my wife and she gave me a wedgie

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Leos accent is so perfect

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What a movie lmao

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Yeah probably

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Just recorded a fuckin masterclass of counterbalance forklift operation

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Dumb shit like this pisses me off

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