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Return of the Cmonmacques
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Favorite Stephen king book for me gotta be needful things
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en fait un éléphant
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Favorite Stephen king book for me gotta be needful things
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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I always love this mentality as if social media ever claimed to be or was meant to be fixer of all problems. Like I guess because bad things still happen, ergo social media is useless
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Erin Biba
@erinbiba.bsky.social
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It’s funny cause people tell me *all the time* how they’ve learned from me and found community through my posts and been uplifted and connected to others and gotten tools to recognize and fight hate and felt less alone in the world. But I guess fuck that right? I’m not accomplishing anything.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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This guy claimed that he actively tried to sabotage the American military via star link and while that was a lie… lol, lmao
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Me hearing the trumpet sound heralding the apocalypse: “oh yeah… he’s running”
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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It would be so incredibly funny if Joe Biden stepped down and Kamala Harris used the insane Supreme Court decision to become Americas first emperor. A black woman becoming the dictator of America would very much so be the last thing the founding fathers ever expected or wanted and I love that a lot.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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lol I’m just being factual here
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Not sure. Neil isn’t a woman so it’s doubtful
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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It would be so incredibly funny if Joe Biden stepped down and Kamala Harris used the insane Supreme Court decision to become Americas first emperor. A black woman becoming the dictator of America would very much so be the last thing the founding fathers ever expected or wanted and I love that a lot.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Barack Obama in inside out: “let me be fear”
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alan mustache
@danglinghemmie.bsky.social
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suddenly biden stops smiling and his eyes narrow. a hush falls over the room. "oatmeal" he whispers
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@werechicken.bsky.social
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The rich are so fucking spoiled that their entire birthday can be ruined without a call from The President of the United States.
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lena wife
@nebulena.net
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[when i’m slightly disappointed] ah well, gay la vie
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Also he can now legally kill people and take their money which seems like it is more dignified for some reason
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Return of the Cmonmacques
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“Mr President, sir, don’t forget to cup the balls”
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Like for real how the fuck do we live in a reality where the person with nuclear launch codes is doing cameo shit for donors. What? How?!
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Watching fall guy and screaming “THATS DEMENTUS’ SMEG!!!!”
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Used to be a real country where people would say “happy birthday mister president”. Now we say “this is mister president wishing you a happy birthday” cuz of woke
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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A tweet I still think about
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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God we’re such an embarrassing country on so many levels.
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Anthonius van ʘo!o
@xtpd.bsky.social
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Do you feel fucky, punk?
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🏳️⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime
@josie.zone
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Bedpool and Pull-my-peen
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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The bed pool
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🏳️⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime
@josie.zone
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Girthy, Hairy
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Girthy Harry
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🏳️⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime
@josie.zone
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Fuck yeah, Wally
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Genocide is genuinely inconceivable
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Barack Obama in inside out: “let me be fear”
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Me to the fourth horseman of the apocalypse: “I knew you were trouble when you walked in…”
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grg
@grgd.bsky.social
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Burning the roof of your mouth on some shitty pizza is the ultimate insult to injury
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Hard to believe this message didn’t captivate the nation
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KIMBLY💕✨
@k1m.bsky.social
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it’s all fun and games until the performative bullshit impacts the bag of so many of us here 🙃
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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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happy july 4th
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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One of the all time commitments to a bit. Had to know her account would get nuked and still just said fuck it
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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A tweet I still think about
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Feeling despair at the world and something that no bullshit made me feel a little better was giving ten bucks to support someone’s work on Patreon. Not that it’s a big deal but being able to go “oh I like this, I want more of this in the world” made me feel like I had .00000001% control of things.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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He’s good in it but that is one of the most unpleasant movies I’ve ever seen
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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I’m just gonna go with definitely not sleepers
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Best 20 dollars I ever spent
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patrick
@partnardy.bsky.social
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handing your friend a $20 bill with a note on it that says “you aren’t allowed to spend this if you don’t know the actor who played Quarles on Justified.”
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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ankle cracked so loud people thought the firework show started
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the thing noticer
@bug-deal.bsky.social
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tweet i think about
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Big DeVito Energy
@mayawest.online
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support doesn't have to be money! things like: - commenting - dropping a like - re-sharing -quoting all of these are free, and the moderation filters work (: if you're feeling generous, following for free on our pages (even if you never check them) helps too.
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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa
@peezkyweezky.bsky.social
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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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“I won’t apologise for having old fashioned sensibilities” I say as a I crack a thermometer open and drink the mercury inside
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🇵🇸hungry🏳️🌈hungry🏳️⚧️harpy🇺🇦
@the17thqueen.bsky.social
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Who could say.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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We are out of options people [ sexy dipshit bursts into the boardroom ] That’s where I come in! Who are you?? Im the Bear. The Chicago Bear.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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America is going for bidenomics while bidetnomics is strong on bluesky. A clean bunghole is the backbone of our economy
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Yep, that one sure is a mystery.
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