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kilgore trout

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wild results here, the biden economy is cratering

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Coriolus Nimrod's avatar Coriolus Nimrod @coriolusn.bsky.social
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Perhaps I am an outlier in this, but I am in my mid-40s and everyone who has ever brought up TikTok to me at work has been older than me.

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Proud Anselmo's avatar Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social
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I feel like "laughed at my cyberstuck" is too low on that list.

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Jinesh Gheeya, MD, PhD's avatar Jinesh Gheeya, MD, PhD @jinesh.bsky.social
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They really need to tweak their selection if they are getting 20% people with cyber truck. Tesla has delivered less than 4k cyber trucks

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Chris Broome's avatar Chris Broome @cabroome.bsky.social
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“Fist Bump” don’t tell me they can’t say “terrorist fist jab” anymore because of woke

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Shadrach North's avatar Shadrach North @shadrachnorth.bsky.social
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Seminal has a couple of meanings, which is meant?

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ACE's avatar ACE @ace8205.bsky.social
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Yes, but this:

www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Crooked Emily's avatar Crooked Emily @wrenispinkle.bsky.social
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Second to last one is disqualifying

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The Loony Liberal (HIATUS)'s avatar The Loony Liberal (HIATUS) @loonyliberal.bsky.social
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Two follow-up questions for the pollsters: 1. Was this during the forth round of interviews or the seventh round? 2. Were the job seekers interviewing for a job that actually exists?

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wallybuan0.bsky.social's avatar wallybuan0.bsky.social @wallybuan0.bsky.social
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19%? How is this ratio even possible

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Marxist-Winemomist's avatar Marxist-Winemomist @weeznbeez.bsky.social
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Two Ls and four Ws

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Mostly Unhealthy 's avatar Mostly Unhealthy @ladyallison.bsky.social
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The fist bump denial would be a deal breaker for me. As a millenial, it is my main form of communication.

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OgtheDim's avatar OgtheDim @ogthedim.bsky.social
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40 year olds discover...in order they are old younger people want things you never thought of asking for they are old younger people want things you never thought of asking for they are old they are old

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Jack Frazee's avatar Jack Frazee @jack-frazee.bsky.social
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20% of 800 employers drive a cybertruck? I think we have a sampling problem.

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Christopher D. Brown Ph.D. 's avatar Christopher D. Brown Ph.D. @cdbrow1.bsky.social
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But Blind Melon is ok, right?

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Eden/Edea (Oracle of Seasons )'s avatar Eden/Edea (Oracle of Seasons ) @edenadema2.bsky.social
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Forgot "why did your last employee quit"

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Getaway Cat's avatar Getaway Cat @kduffy.bsky.social
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10% - made fun of me for eating beans during a screening of cars 2

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Baj Mihal's avatar Baj Mihal @bajmihal.bsky.social
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Declined an offer to perform a sexual act in exchange for a horse - 14%

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Gyatty Images's avatar Gyatty Images @tanuki-takey.bsky.social
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*extends knuckles toward a twenty something woman *pauses *checks “No” on clipboard with a sour face

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fatsteverogers (do whatever nothing matters anymore)'s avatar fatsteverogers (do whatever nothing matters anymore) @fatsteverogers.bsky.social
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Zombie Marx's avatar Zombie Marx @zombiemarx.bsky.social
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Some real "kids these days" energy on this list, here.

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Wyatt from Wall Hangings's avatar Wyatt from Wall Hangings @zerodollarbill.bsky.social
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im glad nobody thought to poll me about any of these things

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Democrackpot's avatar Democrackpot @fitcheck.bsky.social
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Indistinguishable from a Kelly cartoon lmao

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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ's avatar Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social
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“Intelligent dot com” is doing some real heavy lifting for the brains trust

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vin's avatar vin @grapevine.bsky.social
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looked up the original and the fact that "asked for unreasonable compensation" was #2 is so funny. how dare they want to be paid for their labor

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Craig Against The Machine's avatar Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social
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Bravo

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Dan Lather's avatar Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social
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🎤 "I remember you and me used to stay the whole god damn day in bed."

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the mjl (michael j leblanc)'s avatar the mjl (michael j leblanc) @themjl.bsky.social
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"Laughing at a Cybertruck" would be an instant hire for me, tbh...

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Kelly 's avatar Kelly @kellybdevoe.bsky.social
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i skeeted about them today so I’m in the clear bsky.app/profile/kell...

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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn's avatar Joe Meek Till Brooklyn @telstarman.bsky.social
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I had a temp job ten years ago where I asked about taking time off and was told "Oh, you're not ever going to get days off because the data entry you're going to be doing has to be done every day". Then they fired me four days into my first week for mentioning I had an interview coming up.

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LurkyMcLurk's avatar LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social
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Buddy you better be quoting some God Of Wine if you want an entry job here at Deloitte

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LurkyMcLurk's avatar LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social
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If the kids don’t know “motorcycle drive by” they can fuck off!!!

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James Julian Hare's avatar James Julian Hare @jamesjhare.com
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glad to see this getting the mocking it deserves my new-ish job has me working with more recent college graduates than any point in my career and they're better looking people with better ideas and more talent and they're actually really really nice

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🏳️‍⚧️Valkyrie Eleison 's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social
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Stupid interviewer asked questions about my shirt that were already answered by my shirt

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Joad The Wet Sprocket's avatar Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social
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in my last job interview I referenced Thief, which is like the opposite of a tiktok. I did get the job.

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I hate the fact that this took me a sec to realize it was fake

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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat's avatar Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat @kittensinacoat.bsky.social
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everyone is focusing on the third eye blind item, but that's only because they're right to do so WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE SONG OF THE SUMMER FOR 1997? THE KIDS THESE DAYS CAN GO TO HELL

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