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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE

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i genuinely believe this is the average american voter and all of us on here are insane

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's avatar @nusaybah.bsky.social
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The median age of the MSNBC cable news viewer is 70. Actual voters who successfully cast their ballots are overwhelmingly 50+ You qualify for senior citizen center membership when you’re 50 in my area. Dark Brandon says KEEP SHITTING ON THE OLDS I LOVE IT

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Sid Eschenbach 's avatar Sid Eschenbach @sid-eschenbach.bsky.social
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I don't pray, but I desperately hope you're right.

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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask's avatar The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask @amagire.bsky.social
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I polled one (1) rural midwestern voter and she said "why, how old is he?...oh. but trump's even older than that, right?" and then went back to taking about how great softball season is going for her grandkids.

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's avatar @jdtechie.bsky.social
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Oh absolutely. I feel like this happens all the time, where Very Online people like us assume the average voter is following all this drama but in fact doesn't even register it. Eric Adams winning NYC mayor race is a great example of where online people were just detached from reality.

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's avatar @ravenlasagna.bsky.social
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My partner keeps telling me that based on stats from previous elections, most people have already decided and no one average voter /really/ tunes into election info until September at the earliest.

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Gabriel S. Jacobs's avatar Gabriel S. Jacobs @gsjphd.bsky.social
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I feel like this is the political equivalent of the Slappening. Like sure it's kinda bad but why is everyone losing their damn minds about it?

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A handful of my - fairly politically engaged! - friends didn't know the immunity ruling came out as of Wednesday

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Not Yet Post Democracy Joshua Vaughan's avatar Not Yet Post Democracy Joshua Vaughan @outerleftfield.bsky.social
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nah, I have some crazy friends melting down on both coasts, but I'm willing to concede that you would have to be crazy to be my friend (until you taste my cooking)

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strive for pithiness. land on glib.'s avatar strive for pithiness. land on glib. @scruffymane.bsky.social
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just knowing bluesky exists is a warning to call your therapist.

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