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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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very rarely it's EOMO, enjoyment of missing out, where I get to point and laugh at all the bored apes listed on opensea
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask@amagire.bsky.social |
1028 followers 417 following 8505 posts
Werewolf consultant, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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very rarely it's EOMO, enjoyment of missing out, where I get to point and laugh at all the bored apes listed on opensea
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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IQ testing is an objective, balanced, culturally-neutral way to assign a numerical value to how likely someone is to pay mensa dues
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I polled one (1) rural midwestern voter and she said "why, how old is he?...oh. but trump's even older than that, right?" and then went back to taking about how great softball season is going for her grandkids.
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Bonny really tiny (and happy)
@erebonbon.bsky.social
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For @adorabullchance.bsky.social !
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Fruit Freak
@fruitfreak.bsky.social
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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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everyone loves divine beast dancing lion, the divine beast who's a dancing lion [5 minutes later] we regret to inform you you are out of stamina
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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you know you want to know more about those living jars
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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playing shadow of the erdtree 3 weeks after everyone else voice: oh I get it now
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I have follow up questions increasing in volume
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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any bee is a cuddle bee if you're gentle and brave
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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do you ever see the yellow-billed magpies? I love those little freaks and look for them every time I'm in the area
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Anton! 🌙✨
@antonarcana.bsky.social
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Guy who kisses small dicks (and then sucks them)
#furryart
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I talked to my mom as a representative of a not-very-online Dem voter in a red state about whether Biden is too old to be president and she said "what? why? how old is he?" so I wonder how much of this is even getting through to the nation's most dependable voters (old retired people)
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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"follow more accounts to get connected to your interests and build your network" no. don't want that. take it away
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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the wavering compass of my soul suddenly points due SCOTCH EGGS ONNA BUN
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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ok this is all I want, someone bring me it
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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in a pancteune like everyone else
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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yeah source: have done
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TW
@twesq.bsky.social
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Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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aaaah! aaaaaaaah! warm weather looks good on you!
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male to fujo transsexual
@foxglove.bsky.social
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The bastardized social justice lingo uwuification of hard-right cryptofascism is so bleak. Words are just rocks you hit other apes with until you win.
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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hell yes, OOH a bundle with Unknown Number
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I also think about this so, so much
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I am also aggrieved that this is probably the first article in months I've been linked to from social media that I haven't been paywalled out of reading
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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what a dense array of inexplicable grievances. does he really think there's a silent majority demanding, what is it, prayer in PG13 films?
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I am drowning in this article, I can see neither the bottom nor the top,
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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one time I went a little parsnip-crazed and baked a parsnip pie, which came out a very miserable institutional grey color but by god it was DELICIOUS
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Xeni | Horror Artist
@xenianth.com
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i made a version of this meme for all us horse girlies
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@calicobarbarian.bsky.social
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Gay space rainbow pony guy spreading the gay throughout the gaylaxy. He is gay. Happy Pride!
Design by
@azul1810.bsky.social !
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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a lesson I apparently must learn over and over, along with "wow 'queer' sure does describe a lot of things, all of which are beautiful and necessary in real life, but some of which are very incompatible with what I wanted out of this book"
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I fucking love parsnips
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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cybertrucks do have them
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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some people will go out in public wearing a big "anything bad that happens to me while you're watching is 100% comedy, please enjoy my misfortune" sandwich boards and I love that for them. the world is a dunk tank and it always needs another clown
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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you certainly don't deserve to have to deal with them any longer but as a recovering anonymous asshole, I hope they resolve whatever they're going through that made them lash out, including growing the fuck up and realizing the world is bigger than they thought if that's the problem here
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nattie winters
@utilitylimb.bsky.social
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whether gay bars and bathhouses are "good" can be up for debate, as alcoholism and other drug addictions have certainly ravaged our communities. but it doesn't feel "good" seeing the places we went to for shelter and love all shuttering one-by-one as dark clouds roll in over the political horizon
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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trying to keep a good balance of furry porn, spider photos, and radical political opinions, because my doctor warned me not to let my follower count get too high
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ratwife
@pinkberryshake.bsky.social
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most of you would be better served by developing a set of personal ethics instead of just huffing the morality juice laying around the internet in unsealed red cups
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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god damn. I hope that anon reaches out and apologizes, that is just shockingly hostile
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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time for treats
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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time traveller whose time machine only goes to furry conventions, establishing what year he's in based on fursuit construction materials and the pronunciation of "kitsune"
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nattie winters
@utilitylimb.bsky.social
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this country was built on inventing infeasible crops and getting them subsidized
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I wonder if the apple cider vinegar mimosa story is archived somewhere
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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ok good point
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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she's not asking you to show deference to keir starmer or his office, just pointing out a construction that sounds weird to brits. you don't all need to keep dunking
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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I have a male dog of a girly breed and this is how I know cis people who say "I'm TRYING to remember!" or "it's so hard to adjust" about my pronouns are FUCKING LIARS, because when it's a dog, "oh, sorry! he," and then never messing it up again is effortless.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
@seamas.bsky.social
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Got my days wrong and ended up-
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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alt accounts are too much fucking work
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Adam Sharp
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A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck
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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask
@amagire.bsky.social
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making sure to say a few swears and slurs in all my replies so it's obvious I'm not a large language model
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