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Chris The Hairy

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New here. Reminds me a lot of old tw*tt*r.


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Arse. You got there first!

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Um, didn't he do that before he became president? Linear time is a thing.

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Be very careful what you wish for. Signed: A Brit

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That should have been the hypothetical asked at the hearing, & I thought as much at the time.

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Not a direct threat, is it?

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Drone strike the Court? I mean....

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K is dissociative so... probably similar to getting walloped in the head?

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I'm no expert, but wasn't the life of a ronin generally pretty crappy, and most of society treated them as scum? Similarly I'm amused by the "mah feedum" types who fetishize Sparta. Like... my dudes... if you want to model yourself on a police state with institutionalized pederasty then you do you!

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Disagree. They turned atheism into the same scam that they accused religion of being.

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It's almost like when they got people to agree that religion is crappy they decided to carry on making bank by selling their other prejudices.

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Having been interested in the arguments back in the day it's all pretty weird. When folks started going all-in on the anti-muslim it got sketchy, and then gamergate. So here we are. Fuckers.

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Well, wouldn't, because even if electricity was a thing the battery has a limited life. Unlike simple internal combustion engines (the ones without the complicated modern nonsense). Always amused me tbh.

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The last family cat my parents had thought that she was a person. It got to the point where my dad would make her a small plate of whatever they were eating. That was more a him problem though...

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I only have a BSc, and even that was primarily an exercise in bloody-mindedness. I have heard that this only increases with more advanced degrees!

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Glad it was not just me. But I also managed to understand the correct pronunciation at the same time & not link them.

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Which is... not ideal seeing that one is a private company and the other is publically listed.

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Overnight drove some friends to a festival once. They had not done this. I did not appreciate having to do surgery to their borrowed tent to make it livable. At 5am. Without a full set of poles. Plus they were camping clueless. My tent - pre-checked - was up in 10mins. *Sigh*

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Also fits the cyber/industrial aesthetic to some degree.

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Chris The Hairy's avatar Chris The Hairy @hairychris.bsky.social
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Effective Altruism != effective altruism. EA (capitalized (amusingly)) is the weird billionaire shit which doesn't appear to be effectively altruistic in the colloquial sense. Silicon Valley gonna Silicon Valley.

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He sacks anyone else so this tracks.

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I worked with MSMail in the 90s, Lotus Domino in the 00s. MSMail: Crap server, fell over a bunch, kept running out of space, modem, no-one cared enough to upgrade. Domino: By end the cluster was unable to be backed up properly, constant firefighting, mission critical, relief when kicked to Google.

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It was fun but a massive pain. As capacity grew and reliance on IT increased, the infrastructure needed to support this just got too much for most orgs. 90s & 00s you could cowboy a lot of shit pretty convincingly. By mid 10s it was just not sustainable. Offing email alone saved the sanity of many.

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(Not necessarily as a negative, btw. On prem hosting of email was always a massive ballache that just got harder to manage as file sizes grew, for example. But you need to remember that your data is *somewhere else* and you have less control in certain areas.)

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I may have used that exact terminology about a million times in the last decade-plus when explaining stuff to people...

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That could be said about a lot of things.

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At this point Tesla is too big to fail, or, rather, too big for financial regulators to bust without getting sued for an insane amount by investors!

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Pump & dump, baby, but long term. FWIW I remember when Sarbanes-Oxley was introduced post-Enron, working in corp IT. Am aware of a lot of the controls. Tesla has been doing shit that should get everyone arrested for years. Enforcement seems pretty selective...

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Teslas already kill their occupants & bystanders so no fiction required.

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And now Elmo wanting $50bn-odd, ten grand for each car sold or something, could cripple Tesla's finances. But number go up so investors don't care. *shrug*

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IF Cybertruck hits mass market & fails - against F150, etc - that'll look bad. If it remains low volume then it doesn't count, right? See also: the semi Amusingly Tesla are being overtaken in their core market, cars, so clock is ticking there too.

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He's overpromised for his entire career. The stock price is where it is because people either believe, or pretend to believe, the lies. Cybertruck won't be mass market. It's illegal to have on the road in Europe, for instance. More interestingly is the lack of a roadster - and lack of pushback.

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Cybertruck was always a niche product sold to the worst nerds so maybe not. The fun will begin when Elmo's schtick that Tesla is an AI company hits reality. There's still some life in the bubble but it will burst....

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Share price will tank when Elmo leaves. It's hilarious (as someone not affected) that an action actively harmful to Tesla will allow it's price to remain artificially inflated for longer.

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Peak capitalism. Pay $50bn in the hope that you can offload the stock before it falls off a cliff that you *know* is coming because the price is unsustainable. FFS.

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1) Hype man goes. Stocks tank. Company implodes. or 2) Hype man stays. Company implodes. Stocks tank. Absolute clownshoes.

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A buddy of mine used to work in an adult store in London, UK. They kept a ~15 inch glass dildo behind the desk in case anyone kicked off. 1) It wasn't legally a weapon and 2) not the sort of thing that you'd want to report if battered by one...

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Maybe he can try just not being a convicted felon?

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“I before E except for when your weird foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters”

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He's called Pony Stark for a reason.

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I watched the stream vod. IANAL but what the hell was all that about? Will be really funny if Steele does the same thing again today....

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That, but minus the call as it'll be weeks/months until I work it out.

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