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Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

turning a dial that says "puppy murder" and glancing back at the audience like a contestant the price is right

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

Cameo by Tomahawk Cruise

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

You haven't lived until you've used a depleted uranium driver.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

I believe he's confusing Kendrick for Dr. Dre.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

Passive voice will take credit in a statement later

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

They've got the full commando cosplay outfit. Tactical helmet, fisher-tikes radio, plate carrier with rifle mags.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Welcome. You've got mail.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

Concerning

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

Peter is sympathetic because he's also familiar with being iced out because he writes shitty stories

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Police are committing crime: we need them to remain cops

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

I guess nostr got boring, too.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

"Protestors need to come up with a coherent message." "Why are protestors designating certain people to talk about their message?“

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

His mistake wasn't being a pedophile, it was being a gay pedophile.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

A protestor politely declined to talk to me. Here's 2000 words about it.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 05:18 UTC

Saw a video titled "chiropractor works on wild lion" I am disappointed to report that they were not eaten.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

Writing on the trash can.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 05:10 UTC

Ah, didn't count on a hospital having a paint shop. Don't know why but it's always government places that use that stencil.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

Jail?

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:56 UTC

You want to go full?

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

I also suggest the plinkett review. And commentary. And other redlettermedia webzones.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

They forgot New York is Eastern Time.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

Have you tried sleeping? I hear it works for some people.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

I think he meant phyllo-semolinic. Like Galaktoboureko.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

Start a makeup tutorial channel on insta.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

You might like Dennis Chambers reacting to Schism, too. youtu.be/rVwyAsU4dus

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:29 UTC

"She looks like a prepubescent child, but she's actually 900 years old."

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

"I'm only a fictional pedophile."

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

"I admire the Jews"

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Don't believe his lies. Where's his other clopper?

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

Blame whoever did gif integration. And ask him if they can get around to video integration.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

The gif results for clop are on point

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

My wife knows I have a deadline a few days away if there's a sudden uptick in vacuuming and mopping.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

If that was the point you were trying to make, you ate shit.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

So who's the poor bastard on the can?

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

Guy Leeroy Jenkins'd his way to the appellate courts before you could get there.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

It's not good bourbon, but it meets the requirements. If I'm picking for myself, I'll take Blanton's or E.H. Taylor, but I'll drink anything decent.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

It's bourbon if it's 51% corn and aged 6 months in charred new oak barrels, distilled up to 160 proof, and bottled between 80 and 150. Jack meets that, even if it isn't from Kentucky.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

For once, I agree with the NYPD. The students must be stopped. Proust is awful.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

Seriously, the next time you feel like taking a dump, use a toilet.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

Texas needs the power to regulate the abortion laws of other states. Just like it has the right to have its own internet, immigration, and speech lawsm

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Oh, waffles that I don't like, either?

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

So the literal, repeated actions of the parent organization do not define the organization. Come on, Cathy. Organizations change. Frequently for the worse.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

If you'd like to make an argument, the floor is yours. Nuh-uh isn't it.

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