Lord Businessman II

turning a dial that says "puppy murder" and glancing back at the audience like a contestant the price is right

May 05, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

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Liz Benbrooks @lizbenbrooks.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

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Tequila Sunset 🥥🌴 @pepperonidave.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Securing 100 percent of the cop vote

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Chris Jones @cjones47.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Some sociopaths are able to fake it to the end. Others blurt out "What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course.”

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Peter Horne @archeo-peterix.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

Kristi Noem should have died instead!

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TurtleBee @turtlebee.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Beginning to suspect Noem is untrainable and dangerous.

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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Wait, did she really say that?

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

The doubling down is going exponential.

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Nicole Brookus @nbrookus.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

I don't know how the Onion will stay in business at this rate. I can't tell anymore.

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Accountabilabuddy @accountabilabuddy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

Didn't only *suggest* it but seemed to fantasize about it. Lust after it, even.

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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

I mean I've heard of sticking to your guns before but still

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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

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Mach⚙️ @sfaccountant.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

Look, developing a brand is hard okay

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NeoTiamat @neotiamat99.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

[stares] You know, why not. [continues to stare dully]

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Heather @katanaangel.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

I know these folks double-down on the most ridiculous things, but jeeeeeesh

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ADK @andrewdk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

The Onion articles are getting dark

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