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Lord Businessman II

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Well the most outlaw thing that I've ever done Was find a good woman give her a ring That's the way it goes, life ain't fair, and the world is mean CPA Houston Texas


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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that cringe is good. Cringe is right. Cringe works. Cringe clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the liberal spirit

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You can imagine this with a white wine glass in hand half finished and fucking crushing it at brunch and deep down in a place you don't want to talk about you know she's right

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I'll believe that Biden will lose when Biden loses and not before

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Right now, today, the polling is completely in line with a Biden repeat along roughly 2020 margins and there's honestly no reason to doubt that as the likeliest outcome

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BIDEN OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD

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That's what everyone is losing their goddamn minds about, a two point debate polling bump. That's what it is right now. That's what people are losing their goddamn minds over. Its been five days. We've had polls, including day of.

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You'd round up to a two point bump but its not actually two points yet

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Two months to labor day and from there there's two more months of the silly season including debate, the 538 polling average hasn't even gotten to April's margins lol

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This is the correct amount of menace in the reply

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Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist

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"You have a Brain Parasite but its OK" is not where I thought things were going and I gotta say, I disagree with every NPC in this game, its not awesome

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Lenin pre-revolution didn't even fucking live in Russia anymore, he was a weirdo exile operating in ex-pat journalism scene, its such a modern, online conception of politics

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Might I suggest an alternative corporate ownership

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I got annoyed by doomers and dumb shit and deactivated for a couple days

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I wouldn't describe it as open-world so much, the plot is linear but there's plenty of wandering around I think

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It took me a while to figure out that Baldur's Gate is Fallout D&D but it is in all ways good and bad

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I bring this up over and over again but the Paris Communards burned the guillotines in effigy understanding they represented not class struggle but tyranny

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You mean how it would be a Reagan-level sweep

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Look don't get me wrong, the Biden-swap discourse is annoying but it can't hold a candle to the family reunion group chat I'm in, which has an uncle-in-law and my MIL beefing with memes while everyone else strains to conduct logistic chatter

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I like it because it makes you snort in absolute disdain if you know a single fucking thing and also is about the correct level of seriousness to meet this Discourse

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Some of you might not be ready for this absolute truth, but it is what the general will demands from us if we want to win this election. The numbers would never lie to us

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After serious consideration and giving a unflinching look at the post-debate polls I am ready to say, bravely and in my masculine, that Joseph Biden should step aside for Michelle Obama

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"Fuck that wheel in particular, the loud one, get his ass"

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You know what they say: the squeaky wheel gets super annoying. It sucks ass and nobody likes it

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Look if any of my friends came up to me and used the phrase 'penised lesbians' I would also be very uncomfortable

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I stopped running 5e games before the OGL scandal and haven’t looked back every new adventure I run I tell players “your character sheet isn’t your character and the rules aren’t a suicide pact”

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*whistling as I operate the ludovico machine* Where we're going you don't need eyes to see

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Lotta people sharing and taking dreadfully seriously polls with undecideds damn near 20% and telling on themselves but some of ya'll ain't ready for that

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.'s avatar Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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Your honor, you’re a tool of the man

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Right, if you think Biden is incapable of -running- he's not capable of being -the President- which is a much harder and supposedly more important job

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july 2024. AG sulzburger is now master of all discourse. only the shitposters stand before him. turntables are now battlefields.

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The most "The Democrats!" thing that could possibly happen is Harris getting swapped in and immediately losing

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Getting ahead of the curve and deleting my account now

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Jerry Chen's avatar Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
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it's time to take back control. posting this to hold myself accountable

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We did this entire cycle with Fetterman not two years ago, with a much closer to the election debate, complete with the same finger wags and scolds who were, of course, totally fucking wrong, and would have handed a Senate seat to Republicans

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Why do you think I left a while, the party discipline of unmolded jello

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The first two words he said was to be chill, I don't think its an endorsement of panic, no

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He meant to misquote Clyburn, because again, the press wants Biden gone

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If they were good at that, they would do that, but they don't do that, because they're not good at that, but they're Judges, so they -believe- they are the -best- at it and who is going to tell them no, you?

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One time the Supreme Court nixed the entire legal edifice of State-tax apportionment in Quill, said they would replace it and make standards, and then didn't replace it with anything nor set standards Anyway super excited for it to now necessarily flow through the Court

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The podcast "The Press Box" called it the press trying to force Biden off the ticket, and I think he meant it tongue in cheek but its dead serious what is happening

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