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Glenn Hauman

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Very tall. Very frazzled. Probably very late. he/him/heybigguy


Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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You talked about all the gadgets in a tone that suggested to me that they had an unfair advantage in breaking the record. Perhaps I misunderstood your intent, if so I apologize.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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No, it just seems silly bringing rules into an illegal and unsanctioned race. Every era had advantages and disadvantages, every run attempt has x-factors that knocked people out of contention, and it’s always been cops vs. speeders in every way imaginable.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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October 2021 wasn’t even close to full lockdown era.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Yeah, so? Complain to the referees.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Signal boosting.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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“Nothing valid to say” is almost funny for someone who doesn’t have the courage to say who gets your support. (Probably from Canada, you wouldn’t know them.) Go suck your thumb and play with your genitalia somewhere else. The grownups are busy.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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You know the weekend I’ve had and why my tolerance for magical thinking is gone, and Piñata Person keeps preferring punishment and persecution to prove his pretend piety. The sillier his argument, the more people that vote against him to fight his dumb. “When in doubt, vote against.”-RAHeinlein

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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“The longer I can go without naming anyone, the longer I can pretend I’m serious and pure and righteous!” You spoiled child. Grow up.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Aw, poor little chickenshit can’t even say it, afraid that people will laugh even harder at your magnificent magical thinking…

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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And who are you voting for? Show the country who the pure choice is! Shout it from the rooftops— who’s pure enough for Ace?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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You don’t even have anyone to vote for? Politics can be distasteful, but if you don’t do politics, politics will be done to you. And I admire your arrogant delusion that 95%+ of the country is brainwashed and really wants what the voices in your head want. Go. We’ll clean up. God knows you won’t.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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REALLY??? 160 million+ voted, and they didn’t pick what you want. Boy, that must burn you up… Heck, you haven’t even said who you’re voting for in 2024. Who’s your savior?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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My fellow in Christ, WE ALREADY KNEW. And we’re STILL voting for harm reduction. What are YOU voting for? Purity? Vanity? What is the principle that lets you ignore the extra damage you are exposing the world to? Because if Trump gets back in and you did nothing, you’re complicit in HIS genocide.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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If you have a way to get 80 million people to think like you in the next 120 days, you’re being awfully reluctant to tell us after we keep asking you. So you’re going to eat shit like the rest of us. And apparently you don’t care how much shit you eat, because you’re doing nothing to reduce it.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Oh, we’re both choosing. Difference is I know I’m voting for less shit, while your piety means we have more shit to deal with and you won’t do a thing about it, and you don’t think anyone will blame you if Trump gets back in.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Yes, and because of YOU and yours, we’re going to have to clean up more shit. So if you don’t mind, we’re going to get to work cleaning up the shit that you’re sticking us with. Thanks heaps.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Two year olds can tell the differences between a small pile of shit and a big pile of shit. (One difference: small piles are easier to clean up.) I’m amazed that you can’t.

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David Noll 's avatar David Noll @david.noll.org
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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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I know what we’re going to get next time: Biden or Trump. Apparently, you STILL don’t know that. One of them will be far worse than the other. Apparently, you don’t know THAT either. And when you don’t know those most basic political facts, why should anyone listen to what else you have to say?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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And you claim you can’t tell the difference as to who’s better or worse, you have no plan to change it, and you’re proud of it. Geez, at least the French and British form coalitions against the far right. Good luck finding your unicorn in your camp.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Is Trump a better option? Yes or no.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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In 120 days if you don’t vote you aren’t countering anything, you’re empowering the worst case option. This is treating cancer. Your treatment outcomes now: lose 1 toe or 10 toes. Saying “I wish cancer away, now I don’t need treatment and I won’t lose any toes!” is the worst magical thinking.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Well, Ace won’t have to worry. It’s not like right-wing dictator types have a history of rounding up people who quote Eugene Debs. Very low probability, as Ace says.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Hey now— Ace’s against genocide. Haven’t you been reading?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Of course not. You’re the political equivalent of an anti-vaxxer, hoping enough OTHER people do the dirty work of voting for harm reduction so YOUR precious body can remain PURE. You’re surrounded by horseshit and looking for a unicorn, instead of getting a shovel to clean up like the rest of us.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Sure. But not in 120 days. If you have a solution to that, let’s hear it. Because right now, the only way Trump loses in 120 days is if Biden beats him. If you genuinely think Trump will improve the situation, vote for him. But if you think he will make it worse than Biden, what will you do?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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You have a choice between having one of your toes amputated or all 10 toes amputated. Which do you choose? You have a choice between 1 million people dying or 10 million people dying. Which do you choose? Please explain your choice to let 9 million people die without trying to save them.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Best description I've seen of the difference: a 21st Century Sherlock vs. Sherlock in the 21st Century.

And if you're looking for Sherlock adaptations, you may well enjoy this: amzn.to/3WddzzC

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Sorry to hear you have the VID. Rest up a LOT.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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“The probability is very low.” It’s zero. And you know it, because you can’t articulate how it would come to pass 120 days from now. But go ahead. Refute me. Explain how it will happen, and who will be president on January 20, 2025. I look forward to it. Otherwise, consider harm reduction.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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It’s the bleating of people surrounded by horseshit who are looking for a unicorn instead of getting a shovel. They’re political equivalents of anti-vaxxers, hoping enough OTHER people do the dirty work so THEY can remain PURE.

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Her Divine Goddess Synahel On High Heavens's avatar Her Divine Goddess Synahel On High Heavens @synahel.bsky.social
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I'm watching The Boys, and this line feels very real especially today in France Anyway, let's vote the fascists out

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Which of those others actually has a chance of being elected President in 120 days? Make your case. Otherwise, consider voting against the one who will cause greater harm.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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And who do you think deploys the National Guard in states?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Where are the tanks? And if you find them, who deployed them?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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[citation needed] [but not expected]

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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To achieve herd immunity for COVID we need 80-95% vaccinated. Thanks to Trump bullshit, at least 20% of US pop won’t vaccinate against COVID nor can we mandate it. Thank you for proving you can’t do the math.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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If an ex-president tells his followers to ignore the government, skip vaccines, resist masking, etc. you don’t get the needed buy-in for a response. Trust is key in a pandemic — if the public doesn't trust what the government says, they're unlikely to comply with public health recommendations.

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Trump also undermined Biden’s COVID response every chance he got, preventing public buy-in and making it near-impossible to be effective. Shall I provide citations?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Oh, it’s far worse than that. Excess COVID deaths alone was about 400K, on top of this:

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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We talk about competing in the marketplace of ideas, but we often compete against those who rig marketplaces for a living.

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Bloomberg's avatar Bloomberg @bloomberg.com
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NEW: Biden has narrowed Trump’s lead in swing states despite a widely panned presidential debate performance, the Bloomberg News/Morning Consult poll finds

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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Yes, but who maps to who? Especially since Vir already assassinated Joy…

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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I meant the “parallel universe” part. Does that particular combo do something special?

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Glenn Hauman's avatar Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social
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…I’m not sure if you’re serious or not.

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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis's avatar Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
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In all meanings of the phrase, the press has decided that Biden cannot win. I don't mean the election. I mean they decide what winning means and there is nothing he can do to win with them.

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Quick style poll: should I block assholes on here so they know they’re blocked and prevented from reading my stuff, or mute them so that they scream into the void, but still see my stuff which they can still smear all over?

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Jesse Baer's avatar Jesse Baer @jbaer.bsky.social
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A lot of people expressing certainty that this or that move will lead to this or that outcome and I'm like what time traveling Sports Almanac did you get? No one knows shit.

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