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Haus of Decline

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Joe Lasko 🔞's avatar Joe Lasko 🔞 @joelasko.bsky.social
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"Good ol' reliable Marcus Longtaint" "How I hate him"

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MoxxieTheGamer's avatar MoxxieTheGamer @moxxiethegamer.bsky.social
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LMAO, that's litteraly a character Caddicarus would create for a one-off gag. Makes it even funnier because I just read that with his voice.

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Like A Rose: Infinite Wife's avatar Like A Rose: Infinite Wife @zyla.top
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dont let anyone tell you that you arent a fucking genius

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Sex Toilet's avatar Sex Toilet @redicnomad.bsky.social
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Whats a word for bodyhorror but I'm happy for them Bodyhooray...?

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Andrew S.'s avatar Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social
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the hero Gotham deserves

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Woobie's avatar Woobie @woobiemagnus.bsky.social
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It's not *just* hormones, is it?

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I hear "Marcus Longtaint, the longest taint in the world" in the same cadence as "Artie, the strongest man in the world" from Pete & Pete.

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BBQdotgov's avatar BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social
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If Matt Berry pronounced his name he’d emphasize the TAINT rather than the LONG.

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Nash's avatar Nash @radiodeadair.com
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Methinks tiny pilot has a very specific fetish.

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Saga, sighs queen's avatar Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi
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#SizeSky but weird

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Sancho Pansy's avatar Sancho Pansy @nataliereed84.bsky.social
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True story: The length of my taint was an actual concern with bottom surgery.

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Charmageddon's avatar Charmageddon @charmageddon.bsky.social
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When people say that they have a “landing strip” down there, they wish this is what they meant.

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Toshi's avatar Toshi @toshii.bsky.social
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it ain't an airstrip

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Ponor's avatar Ponor @ponorette.bsky.social
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i ❤️ u

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Conor Conneally's avatar Conor Conneally @ernekid.bsky.social
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I’m Johnny Nobel and the Story of Marcus Longtaint just won the Nobel prize for literature. Please report to Norway to collect your prize

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Seeping Ooze (18+)'s avatar Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social
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comics are finally good

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Necro's avatar Necro @necroesque666.bsky.social
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What if he got pregnant?

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what a week, huh?'s avatar what a week, huh? @demon-sushi.com
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this one was a fucking journey

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