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I was just talking with a Lithuanian friend the other day about the weird way Lithuanians are crazy good at basketball and introduced the eurostep and stuff.

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“God I’ve been so thirsty lately, I wonder why. Maybe I’m dehydrated?” … *looks at temperature* “Oh yeah.”

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As opposed to proletarian maneuvers like the jab step, alley-oop, and hack-a-shaq.

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hot girl sumer

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No it’s not insulting. Probably only the weird fashy warhammer guys would think that. 😂

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She’s sloppy as hell if you look close (except for the runes and gold and spiritstones, which mysteriously turned out awesome), but it’s good enough to play with, and for an extremely rusty reintroduction with extremely limited tools / space.

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I was thinking “can of arizona tea”

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This is the corsair group she’s with:

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okay. no desk, no lamp, shitty palette, but… first mini in two years:

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Btw, I really like the power button motif. Because, like, yes it’s a power button, but it’s also an OFF button.

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Regular dad found ONE WEIRD TRICK that GAMEMASTERS don’t want YOU to know about!

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He’s not Farts Johnson.

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God spare me from coworkers obsessed with aggressively assuring me what huge trans allies they are.

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oh my god. or mindfulness exercises. 😂

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Beccas can't be choosers's avatar Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social
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tbh pagliacci was probably glad the doctor didn't just prescribe cbt

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Well, sure, but the baseline of judging human actions as wrong doesn’t have to be “I know with absolute 100% certainty that I would have acted differently given an extreme range of hypothetical preconditions”, right?

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… b) that this is just what people are LIKE. And neither thought is a comforting one.

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Thinking about all the comics people exposed as abusers over the past decade, the guarantee that there’s many more we don’t know about, how it compares to similar amongst actors, and how the only two possibilities here are a) that art / media creates fundamentally sick social ecosystems, and…

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i have no weed and i must chill

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Freyja Katra Valentine's avatar Freyja Katra Valentine @freyjavalentine.bsky.social
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I love people who are all like "we should overhtrow our government and install a [insert ideology} regime" and then they spend their time mostly just pestering sex workers on bluesky

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Probably, but it’s unlikely they would exercise that power outside of extremely unusual, high-profile cases. And even in that situation, detectives can still just, like, not actually apply themselves beyond following standard procedure by rote.

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No, no I’m afraid not. Just some cereal and pop tarts and cup noodles and things. I don’t have a freezer!

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Gonna be the hottest day of the year so far and I have to work this evening.

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I think so? Like “bits of leftovers” or something.

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I think scran needs to be made up of discrete, separable objects.

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And the trouble is this is even sort of baked into the very *concept* of police, like the very *idea* of having a discrete branch of individuals specifically and solely empowered to both investigate and enforce all matters of law and public safety. You can’t *force* someone to think.

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Lilah Sturges's avatar Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com
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Something I learned recently is that the police have virtually no legal obligation to help you or to solve crimes. (This was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2005.) They choose which cases to investigate and which to ignore/abandon, and which laws to enforce, and there’s little you can do about it.

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Dammit, the kid might be on to something! that’s just crazy enough to work!

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Yyyyyup. I set the palette and pot on the kitchen counter and just go for it.

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Oh apparently you already found it. Thank you! :)

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Oh paypal would be lovely! It’s sincerelynataliereed at gm**l for the addy

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Oh my arms can’t do that! My elbows are down at the bottom of my ribcage, and I have boobs, so if I clasp like that I can’t get the mini very close to my face. Like the mini will be around neck level.

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Yeah but then the mini is too far from my eyes!

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I didn’t realize how much I relied on bracing my elbows against the desk edge.

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Painting minis is really really hard without a desk or lamp.

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…still defined as merely a side character in the story of Important Men.

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…simply discovering her actual work, which is, for the most part, EXTREMELY GOOD. Recognizing Yoko Ono The Artist is an important part of deconstructing the myth of Yoko Ono The Poisonous Dragon Lady Seductress Who Destroyed The Beatles. Like you can’t beat that narrative with one in which she is…

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…been usurped by misogyny and racism and Tortured Genius myths and so on (I’d also say anti-intellectualism and fascistic anti-art impulses are part of it too, but Ellis doesn’t get into that aspect). To me, the big revelatory moment about her, and the false narrative constructed around her, was…

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I’m a little disappointed in how little time the Ellis Yoko video actually spend talking *about* Yoko Ono. It spends VASTLY more time on the Beatles, potentially even more time on Brian Epstein and Kurt Cobain. Yoko and her art don’t even get to be present in a video about how her narrative has…

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Bump! Just trying to get another $50 together for a grocery run.

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I keep meaning to watch this, because I'm not a Beatles girl, but I *do* like Yoko, and have been lowkey pissed off about the mythology around her for the past twenty years or so. :P

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Bump! Just trying to get another $50 together for a grocery run.

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This set had a really weird farmyard kinda smell from all the dead plant stuff.

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I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.

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I’m just posting insurance mascots because I’m bored

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