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Holden vs The Internet

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He/Him Licensed and Bonded silly guy. Midwestern dad maxxing. holdendisperra on discord


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That’s a feature, not a bug

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Now THIS is posting

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*nervously* nice butt Maya

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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I’m 43 years old and I don’t need* any of this bullshit *does need

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My ancestry is largely Br*tish, so I usually tell people I was abandoned by circus folk

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That’s totally what Adam Corolla looks like!

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This is wrong because Jabba dies first when he’s strangled by a sex worker…Wait a minute, might be cooking with this one

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I’m old enough to remember college Shaq

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You know Jill squirts like a fountain 💦💦💦

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subway endorsements are basically just bluesky vouches

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So sorry for having a huge dick and no personality

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Unscheduled discharge of a service weapon

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Roses are red In the city of Phoenix The media won’t say This cop shot himself in the penis

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Heritage Foundation guy: The Terror Nexus has been armed, resistance is futile, compliance is the only option. NYT headline: Tensions rise as rhetoric of left wing violence grows louder

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The same guy who will start fighting cops if they raise the retirement age to 57 will also vote for a fascist who wants to forcibly convert all non Catholics. Deeply strange society.

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Roses are red In the city of Phoenix The media won’t say This cop shot himself in the penis

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This country used to send men to the moon…

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Searching the hub for “Hot ginger milf sissy humiliation”

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You, an idiot: This was an allegory for the fall of Rome Me, a brane genyus: This is a prescient look into the weakness inherent in our democratic institutions

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The worst part if Trump gets reelected will be all of the discourse about “reexamining” the Star Wars prequels 😭

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Jeff Tiedrich crashes through the wall like Kool Aid man to say “ma’am this is a Wendy’s”

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Shocking how In my lifetime the average Republican position has become the average Democrat position

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Diego says (not me) Supreme Court justices have home addresses and medical vulnerabilities (again he’s a dog, I don’t know how he knows this)

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Why is the plain talking guy trying inspiring rhetoric? MF needs to fire anyone who worked for Obama.

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Just posting this from 2022 for no particular reason

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Welcome to the MAN CAVE Hours of operation are 24/7 Cover charge is GOOD VIBES

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