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Ian Boudreau@iboudreau.bsky.social |
Every new story about the Cybertruck reaffirms my belief that they were created purely as a meme and never intended to survive in the wild
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Bobbie Bees
@bobbiegarnet.bsky.social
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Musk got backed into a corner and his ego wasn't going to let him lose.
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Lexi the Squirrel
@lexizone.bsky.social
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Sounds plausible except I think it might be giving elon too much credit.
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Richard the Sod
@dreamcastbarber.com
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That would be giving Elon waaaay too much credit.
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Ryan W Enslow
@ryanwenslow.bsky.social
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I quote myself too much but nonetheless … bsky.app/profile/ryan...
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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I know this isn't a difficult conclusion for anyone to reach but the windshield wiper thing, man. Not only does it break because of how far that massive blade has to travel with each wipe, but the software says it's "normal" for it to stop for 30 seconds sometimes? Excuse me?
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Yopp
@yopp.bsky.social
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I mean, Elon Musk didn't get rich because he actually releases or completes things. I think he gets mad when he's legally forced to do so
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@realdrnefario.bsky.social
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The Millennial DeLorean?? People who forget history and all that?
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Jason / Method One
@method1.bsky.social
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I’m almost certain that Tesla engineers realized this couldn’t be done, but no one could tell Elon no and eventually they had to produce SOMETHING. Fuck it, may as well ship it and it’s someone else’s problem.
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Jonathan Cutt
@jonathancutt.bsky.social
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It’s the same for Elon himself, no doubt.
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zen hulk [💀 Online]
@devival.com
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idk, i feel like it's exactly what a pure brain genius comes up with when they're all "i am pure brain genius, car is easy, here is car"
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Needleroozer
@needleroozer.bsky.social
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I knew this as soon as I heard the story about how the stainless steel they're made of rusts.
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Emililly🏳️⚧️🔞
@emililly.bsky.social
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idiot tax, except it ends up in Musk’s pocket 🤮
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Maya Media
@mayamedia.bsky.social
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It’s pretty simple. Elon is an idiot who’s convinced himself he’s a genius.
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Fenix
@draconicfenix.bsky.social
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The problem is that their creator has too much money and keeps accidentally making his memes real
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Sara Manns
@whatsarasaid.bsky.social
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saw one today and oh dear this is the best explanation so far
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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its optimal state of existence is as an NFT same terrible audience, same level of garbage, but no physical presence
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waves 🌊🔶
@heavywaver.bsky.social
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they do look pretty cool though it’s a shame they suck
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(The Ennui Aztec) Stephen Ray Garza
@stephenrgarza.bsky.social
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The fact that they touted it as being "indestructible" and dumbass threw a baseball through the windshield first time they showed it, stood there with a dumbass look on his face AND PEOPLE STILL BOUGHT IT! It's sort of hard to feel bad for people at some point.
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Barack Jomama
@sparluki.bsky.social
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Releasing a pack of ‘94 Honda Civics into the wild to cull the Cybertruck population and return nature to its original state.
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