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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅@ikepigott.com |
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Birmingham AL β Former broadcaster, amateur pundit, cancer survivor, addicted to being a better human today than I was yesterday. Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter. Banner image: downtown Bβham. πally DM me β dm@ikepigott.com He/him
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Hey, before I head to bed, is there anything else that is completely and totally my fault for which I deserve public flogging?
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But are you a plethora of legion?
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Concerning.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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So. Many. Responses.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Side note β donβt sleep on the jalapeΓ±o poppers at Arbyβs, which come with a nice berry sauce.
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The way to be safe around a WWE ring is to set up an alert to let you know whenever the βBron and/or Braun are making a speedy half-lap around the ringβ Skycam activates. That ought to give you a couple of seconds to bracβOOOUMMMPPPUUUUHHHhhh
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Kendrick has bodied Drake so hard that an βAubrey G.β just applied to the WWE for the job of βSpanish Announce Table,β because itβs safer.
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WildGorillaMan
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You had me at βexceedingly dry in-jokes for recherchΓ© subculturesβ
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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I was just coming here for the Ethics chatβ¦
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Why do I bother? Why am I still here?
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Make a band more fish: Gar
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Iβm okay with that. I wish I had my parents.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Make a band name more vegetable The English Beet
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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βI like my saviors to not be losers who die.β
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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It feels as though Money in the Bank entrants are making their case to the brain trust in Gorilla Position, as though the one with the most marketable βMoney nameβ is gonna get the case.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Putting βOnce Upon a Time in Shaolinβ into the public domain.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Nah β itβs an Arbyβs. (They have the meats.)
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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The βlikeβ is for the cat with medicinal qualities, and not the rebellion.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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RIP Martin Mull.
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Greg Pak
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Also too: imagine if every NYT pundit used their valuable space this morning to call on Rs to ditch Trump for being held liable for sexual abuse, for committing 34 felonies, and for lying about literally everything. They could do that! They don't! I wonder why!
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Radley Balko
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Biden is too old. But he has surrounded himself with competent people and has had a conventional first term. Trump is authoritarian but inept. He has surrounded himself with people he hopes will make him more effective at authoritarianism. Neither is ideal. But these are not similar problems.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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No lies detected. (Also like the nods to Shawshank, and Peanuts, and the shirt cat losing its mojo, and the threatening notesβ¦)
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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You canβt spell βAubrey Grahamβ without g-u-y b-e-a-h-m. If you understand the above most arcane of punchlines, then we absolutely ought to be friends.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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NEW VERSION OF ISAAC β changelog β’ minor adjustments to UI β’ Isaac now responds to voice commands β’ changelog description page now sports different phrasing in title
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Youβre not a colleague just a f*ckin colonizer
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Why not both?
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Same group that bombed a monument they didnβt understand?
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I thought the βflimsy standingβ was that NY prosecutors were preventing Missouri voters from selecting their preferred candidate. (Which is also untrue, but an entirely different flavor of poor logic and reasoningβ¦)
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<calls broker, goes long on Red Bull and Ketamine>
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tef
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it is funny to me that after decades of being told the browser was the future of desktop apps, it has come true in a monkey's paw like way every desktop app is now a customised web browser for exactly one website
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Lady Disdain
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Internet: what can I do with about six things of bok choy other than a stir-fry?
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Dean Barker
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Save it for the evidence file at the trial.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Now you have me wondering what it wants to change βvituperativeβ intoβ¦
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Itβs taken me YEARS of backtracking to swap the d for the f, and it finally learned!
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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It happened!
I was actually trying to type βduckingβ in proper context, and my autocorrect changed it to βfucking!β
cc: @brainchain.bsky.social
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED!
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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βHow did you feel when your brother died?β Damn.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Those most excited about A.I. are the ones who donβt understand it. The best A.I. has to offer us today is predictive text. And if you think that is a good solution, then we will have a good time tomorrow night at your place to get it to the table for the boys to have dinner and a drink with us.
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Gareth L. Powell
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Happy Monday, friends. Letβs approach the week with compassion and integrity, and be the good we want to see in the world.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Not just you.
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Outstanding piece
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Tastes like ass.
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I WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PATREON
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ππ΄π’π’π€ ππͺπ¨π°π΅π΅
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Iβve been afraid of this happening. Thatβs why I always keep a baseball in the car, as that is the only thing known for sure to break the glass of a Wankpanzer.