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Men's rea activist@internethippo.bsky.social |
(my wiener falls off and immediately grows little legs and runs off) My paenus!
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@uruzrune.bsky.social
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Setting a little pussy trap to lure my ponis back to me
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Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.
@cppilgram.bsky.social
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I miss Rob Delaney.
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Hostrauser
@hostrauser.bsky.social
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Last time mine fell off it grew eyestalks and spider legs like that dude's head in The Thing, and I had to torch it with the flamethrower.
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Katception ♡︎
@katception.bsky.social
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😭😂😭
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Chuck
@defnotchuck.bsky.social
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Retvrn, paenus!
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MarkWulf
@markthecutewolf.bsky.social
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I have humorroids, they grow everytime someone laughs about me making it an even bigger pain in the ass.
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Life Expert
@bensonisrad.bsky.social
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I know this is a joke but this has happened to some of us.
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Draconic Scribe
@draconicscribe.bsky.social
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The spiritual successor to Chicken Run, Penor Sprint
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BigGunn
@biggunn.xyz
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Me when I jork my peanits too hard
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the talented Mr. Dittmann
@werrrp.bsky.social
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🎵De-tachable Pae-nus 🎵
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Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.bsky.social
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no1asseater
@no1asseater.bsky.social
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This literally happened to me too the other day, kind looks liked this:
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Radio Balki
@penngwinn.bsky.social
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‘I fell in love with a girl at the Carp Garlic festival. She said, ‘Hey don’t I know you from somewhere? You’re the guy who got his dick cut off.’ I said, ‘no it actually fell off at the ice rink’
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