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Ra's al Dolezal

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I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.


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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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they're the Locust rifle because I am down with the murderous revolution that takes out the fashos with the tools of their own creation!

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it's a hammerburst, auuuugh 😭

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Why don't they let workers sit down at cashier and other retail jobs? Because a job is a punishment that you receive for not being born rich. Anything you do to make a job easier, better, more comfortable or better-paid is a betrayal of what you deserve, which is: suffering.

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Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's)'s avatar Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's) @ruleo.bsky.social
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it's so good. I'd say I'll make some next time I'm over but I've yet to get the proper proportions exactly to have others taste the joy that I know

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Excitedly telling all of the Scavengers Reign people who want more of their show the same thing people tell me when I say watch Heels it's great, there should be more: "I'll add it to the list" and then cackling like a nutjob while tears of sorrow simultaneously burst from my eyes.

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They hated her because she spoke the truth 😔

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Crabbo lets say Satan was like "you can only eat one forever: steak, or Assfire. I would choose assfire 100% of the time, that is how good it is.

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I'm just sayin. Some people cant handle the truth. Now, a baked potato that big? A stellar eating. A. steak? Just too much. I know this because I ate one that big earlier and now I'm dying 😔

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That steak is simply too large, I'm afraid.

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There's a capcom fighting collection coming out with these soon if you're looking for the games on just a modern release and not the formfactor

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almost a Wheeljack colorway goin, looks badass

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I love that the Shark Night rap was written by the main guy, and they clearly had it planned from the beginning cause theyre shooting parts of the video at various shots throughout the movie. Would love to have a job wherein I'm like "guys can we also do this themed rap I wrote for us? ok cool."

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RIP SKRITCH ♥ ♥ We honor a real one

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I've never heard of this, what's the issue with him?

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Where do you all keep your clothes once youve washed them? Like how do you deal with the giant toy gun in front of your dresser all the time?

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I mean I probably walk calmly through at least 5 hadrons a day I bet, so

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Where were the Ruff Ryders? Probably out riding, I would imagine. Stopping, dropping, shutting em down, opening up shop and such.

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whenever anyone talks about titles in British shit I think about when the queen died and someone tweeted "this is how we bury royalty in america" with a picture of DMX's monster truck hearse, which as an American, DMX fan, and hater of royal bullshit was a real beam-with-pride moment, frankly

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How can one be expected to be hapoy in whatever fakeass Olde Englandefrance "Greyhawk" is set in when there is Athas to be had? Oh your realms everybody forgot have an Asiarealm and samurai? Yeah ok, well Athas has this bald guy with spiky nunchucks. CHECKMATE

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At the time it came out if you put that picture of Rikus with the kahulaks on it I would buy anything. Dark Sun fruit snacks, Dark Sun tampons.

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I heard about this one. I watched some videos where people were talking about how Wizards probably isnt keen on a setting that shits on capitalism and its associated robber barons

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My dumb ass struggled to kill all the shadows in that and then at the end I couldnt win because the shadows are summoned to aid you 😔 How am I supposed to defeat Kalak now

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Some years back I must have given away all my Dark Sun books and I'm just like "why tf did I do that?" Obviously my logic at the time was "I've got the scans" but still. 😔

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Big ups to catjoe for knowing exactly what was needed for me in the future and thank you Jimbers

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Who did it so I can know. I just need to know

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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When God songs with His creations, will a bot (?) not be part of the choir?

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Hard to imagine how the Forgotten Realms got that way since they certainly dont shut up about them! this post brought to you by Dark Sun Gang

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what did the post say garbo I'm blocked apparently

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Somebody horrible does something shitty: "funny" Somebody horrible writes an article indicative of an entire swath of people falling into the same fuckin fascist pit that history has shown before: "fascinating." no. shut up.

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kendrick's music video for not like us over 16M views in the last 20 hours... wild... unlike drake dealing with just under 16F views on his latest video

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The best part of having to take my mom to the grocery store is hearing the litany of bills she has to pay and then having her read through the receipt to list out the ways her impulse needs of a single nectarine prevent her from more reasonable things like a day's worth of garbage food

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"please tell us why you unsubscribed from this newsletter" kill yourself immediately

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Did you play a heavenly tune on them

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)'s avatar Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
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You don't have to wait until Halloween to dress up as a mummy. You can just do that now and wrap yourself in bandages and wander around and vomit swarms of scarabs on people. You don't need October for that. You can turn their blood to black ichor with fell magicks in July. You're an adult, it's ok.

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Now I've run out of cake And I'm not feeling quite fine Gotta gotta lay down Because I ate it all

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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