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There's some strange people out there. Even Stranger than me.

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When we were being Led by Donkeys, Donkey had no time to make film. Now Donkey is free to make Shrek 5. simples!

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Bold leftfield move, but I'm not sure its going to work. might not be enough to turn around the fortunes of infowars if you ask me....

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Imagine if she cited the same tribunal that Forstater LOVES citing about protected beliefs, claiming that "if one belief on this topic is protected, then conversely, so must the opposite under the same principle".

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BRB, just off to rescue the president from ninja's. Which ninja's? Doesn't matter. Probably just random one's, tbh. I ninj therefore I am-ja. or something.

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not gonna lie, its strong TAPPING the FUCKING SIGN energy again today

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"Now That's What Dad Calls Music"? DON'T ATTACK ME LIKE THAT OK? x

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Doesn't matter who, just matters when. I reckon sunak says he will stay in post until the end of the leadership contest, with him relinquishing the post on Sept 27. Why? Party conference starts Sept 29. And when he does stand down as leader, he'll also resign his seat so he can go to california

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And The thing he's probably most upset at isn't losing the election. Its winning his seat, having committed himself to another few years of dull constituency work rather than being able to jet off to a high paid job in Tech. (I'd wager he quits end of Sept, before conference for new leader tho')

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If you ever believe those things on the internet that say "how much is (celebrity name) worth", remember this. if you believe them, you are not just stupid, and naive to the point of idiocy, but you're genuinely the sort of person they have put DO NOT EAT on packets of toothpaste for.

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Yay, plebians and proles listen to me for YAY! I am more important than all of ye. now go toil in my fields, peasants, whilst i quaff my mead in my castle!

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Its kayfabe as well isn't it. There's a grift in manufacturing fear.

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BREAKING NEWS: Now that he will be standing down as Conservative Party leader, Rishi Sunak has announced his next job will be UFC. Universal Fuckin' Credit. I wish.

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KJK's party which stood on a platform of transphobia , stood in 16 constituencies. Polled 5,077 votes in total, under 318 votes per seat,gained less than 0.015% of the total vote & lost their deposit in all 16 seats. Their anti-trans views have been overwhelmingly rejected by the electorate.

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KJK stood in bristol and received 195 votes. Count Binface received 308 votes. Thats right - A man with a Bin on his head stood with his primary policy idea being demolishing Birmingham to build an intergalactic spaceport - polled over 50% more votes than KJK. Transphobia is not a vote winner

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The telegraph are just as hysterically screaming into the digital void about the big labour boogeyman. Most odd.

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"We saw you from across the bar and we would really dig your vote...."

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"We saw your from across the bar and we would really dig your vote"....

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The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.

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As proposed community notes go, this is *perfect*

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327 Labour Mp's. We got the tories out, lads. I'm in tears of relief now. The 14 years of tory rule is over.

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I think the Conservative loss of Welwyn Hatfield is a historical event. I think its the first time that the loss of a single seats means no less than FOUR conservative MP's - Grant Schapps, Michael Green, Sebastian Fox, & Corinne Stockheath - have lost their seat in a single go.

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TAXI FOR GEORGE GALLOWAY off you fuck, you opportunist swine. Go back to your day job of shilling for Putin on RT.

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niche politics joke - If this is going to be as historic as when the Berlin Wall came down, lets go live to the front page of the Times ....

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these people do not intend to ever lose power again

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Even back in the myspace days, i didn't like 'em either! etc.etc.

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This... this isn't literature. This turns the greatest works of literature into mere narrative. This dumbifies words into content delivery. An abhorrence on every single level.

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The best part of this imdb page is the bit about the unmade project, "Snowblind:Diplomatic flights crashes into Himalayas, where a dangerous Yeti monster is& Seagal would play special forces soldier who's sent in to stop it"
SEAGAL VS. A MONSTER YETI ?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0114...

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Me: "I think that trans people should be able to live their lives without persecution & not be treated with less dignity,respect or equality" GC: "WHY DO YOU WANT ACCESS TO WOMEN'S SPACES YOU CREEP" Which I never said & they invented in their head. because the two things are the same, obv. *sighs*

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it's still hellish on that bird site. the amount of personal abuse sometimes is just off the chart.

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It's not like I try to push people away or disappoint everyone. It just happens naturally. I'm gifted, I guess.

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Vitamins aren’t real. There’s no way I’m getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink

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From b3ta (artist:wilmot)

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Conservatives’ state pension Facebook adverts are misleading"

Dear "Tax Check UK" aka CCHQPress?

Whoops. So much for pretending to even tell the truth, they're not even trying now.

Tories Lie, BAB.

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Technically none of them are, as the current MP's are in not in session, waiting for the results of the next election having been dissolved. But Diane Abbot is in Parliament, as an elected MP.

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the "Only Black Woman"? Did she forget about Diane Abbott? And the Comments Frank Hester (who gave the tories £10m) made about Diane Abbott? Clearly so.

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