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Iron Spike

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Also, who is the sadistic asshole who's responsible for popularizing WHITE KITCHENS? Nobody who fucking COOKS, I can tell you that much

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usagibrian's avatar usagibrian @usagibrian.bsky.social
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"Great Rooms" that mean your galley kitchen is right behind your sofa. I've accepted I'll have to settle for three walls and a pass through, but damn I want the kitchen in its own room where it belongs.

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McThrill plays Clawhammer Banjo's avatar McThrill plays Clawhammer Banjo @mcthrill.bsky.social
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We have a white kitchen right now and gotta say, it's not ideal BUT when we moved in the kitchen was fucking orange stucco and this is a definite improvement.

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Baneus Prime's avatar Baneus Prime @baneus.bsky.social
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I dislike white kitchens almost as much as I hate open kitchens. Both aimed at people who like to think they're "entertainers".

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
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White kitchens are my enemy and of course my rented kitchen is white and cream everywhere

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Bevis Musson's avatar Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social
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We chose white tiles for out kitchen and they look lovely and help keep the room bright but my gods they are impossible to keep clean on so many levels.

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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I’ve heard that the guy who designed the look of the iphone used to design bathroom fixtures, so this idea that the future of classy modern expensive wealth signifiers is smooth white minimalist rounded shapes is literally a race to make everything look like a toilet.

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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My current favorite spiraling favor is this breathtakingly expensive condo "2.8 mil!?" You might be saying. "GEEZ, that's expensive!" Yes! It is! But the best part? it used to be even MORE expensive. it entered the market nearly 20 years ago at $3,178,000. No takers. Not a one.

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LOVE my brown-ass kitchen

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T Porterhawk's avatar T Porterhawk @tporterhawk.bsky.social
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White kitchen it's second worst only to tile countertops. That grout is a nightmare, no about of bleach can ever get it clean

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wr1t3 or l3f7's avatar wr1t3 or l3f7 @cyaup.bsky.social
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There was a trend for a while to do kitchens like restaurant kitchens and that made sense. Everything from waist-height down should be brushed steel, non-slip orange, or rubber.

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Phoenix Talion's avatar Phoenix Talion @phoenixtalion.bsky.social
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The only acceptable aesthetic for a kitchen is Country Kitsch and I will die on this hill.

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Zak Jarvis's avatar Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social
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God. The two poles of current kitchen design are "blank canvasses for stains" vs "cosplay commercial kitchen" and I hate them.

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ScoJo's avatar ScoJo @scojo.bsky.social
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My childhood house had that cool decor of "operating room meets museum". Sweep the floor with a dedicated broom to get rid of vacuum cleaner stripes? Yep. White everything? Yep. Spaghetti? rofl Tomato sauce is for restaurants, not houses. Chicken was baked, not fried.

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Amy Hoy 's avatar Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social
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depends! we had a white (factory finish) kitchen with white marble-look quartz and it was wasn’t too much to keep clean, tho it didn’t hide dirt. wiped up easily our current kitchen has flat white laminate counters, now, and that shit is awful. no pattern means a single speck of salt SCREAMS at you

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Benny Six Cats's avatar Benny Six Cats @teeveeben.bsky.social
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The Live Laugh Love Fascist Aesthetics of Coffee Creme Neutrals

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🇵🇸 from the Frederick to the Enchilada 🇵🇸's avatar 🇵🇸 from the Frederick to the Enchilada 🇵🇸 @markaudacity.bsky.social
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white paint cheap (so landlords :P )

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Sola Balisane 's avatar Sola Balisane @balisane.bsky.social
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People ask me occasionally when I'm going to redo my very vintage kitchen with honey-colored wood cabinets and avocado green counters and green walls. NEVER

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FJ!!'s avatar FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social
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Huh? I would think the surface mattered more: if it's Corian or porcelain or foil gloss, nothing will ever show after wiping down. No, here's what's really dumb: I made an all-black kitchen. I *adore* it, but I can see every fingerprint I leave. Even if it all wipes off easily.

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It's boops, boops boops.'s avatar It's boops, boops boops. @cuddlyonmain.bsky.social
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Why are so many home interiors varying shades of white and grey right now? Everything looks so clinical.

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Alyssa Read 🐀🏳️‍🌈🐀's avatar Alyssa Read 🐀🏳️‍🌈🐀 @missalyssaread.bsky.social
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I hate the White Kitchen trend with the strength of a THOUSAND SUNS. Also the everything steel/metal. That shit SCRATCHES. Parents have a metal sink and learned the hard way. (Though I do love that sink cause it's a deeeeeep sink)

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Lauren W. she/they's avatar Lauren W. she/they @lifelivedwildly.bsky.social
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I'm eagerly waiting for the moment that our cheap, white cabinets reach the point of "finally worth the cost replacing."

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Q-Bii's avatar Q-Bii @artbyqbii.bsky.social
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My current dream kitchen is something heavily influenced by Monet's blue and copper kitchen. Just straight into my veins please

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ChryssF's avatar ChryssF @chryssf.bsky.social
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Behold, the TOMATO-SPLATTERED BACKSPLASH, thanks to my rental flat-white painted kitchen. GRRRRRRR...

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