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Tim Waits

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Not again with this shit / bring on your spaniards by the score / so many mistakes


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Sitting in a shoe store in San Sébastien while the wife looks at shoes is a different vibe than sitting in a shoe store at home. I'm hardly even getting depressed about how short life is.

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Cloudy rainy and cool. Cool as hell in fact. Kaixo Donostia.

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Still here it's fucking great.

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Some cultures consider El Culo De Gato to be a very lucky omen.

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Down down down in a burning ring of fire

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I tried to climb up and now I'm in jail thanks a lot Gregg.

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FTQ NYC, ACAB

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Informative regarding my fitba stuff if anyone cares.

youtu.be/FVlYRtWj0nk?...

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Cafe Negresko home of the Bilbao Bhoys CSC 🍀🍀🍀

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A few years ago, Jon Lovett floated a theory that media treats Democrats like protagonists - to be challenged, accounted, and forced to be behave in growth-oriented ways - while the GOP are treated like antagonists - immutable, expected to disrupt, thematic obstacles. Thinking about that a lot.

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I think that sort of thing is frowned upon but I'll check.

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Meant to say: Yoshitomo Nara was in our hotel this morning, makes sense as it's across the street from the museum. He got on the elevator with me. I asked him if the B on his baseball cap stood for Brooklyn. He said he had no idea. Brilliant patter from both of us I must say.

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Saw this guy at breakfast everyone making a fuss then it clicked, guggenheim is across the street.

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No one's punched me in the face yet.

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I love Bilbao. City of Elevators because the other side of the street can be 50 feet above or below you.

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My breakfast came with toast so rigid, stiff, dry and joyless that it must be Presbyterian.

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Paulie: Hey Tone, says here there'sa heat wave in london & they don't got air conditioning! Christopher: They don't usually need it because the climate there is temperate. Paulie: It says it's gonna be 36 degrees, only fuckin Eskimos think that's hot. Tony: That's calculus degrees. Paulie: Marone!

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London would improve exponentially by adopting the tapas bar culture, meaning that they would put a packet of salt and vinegar chips in front of you, with your pint, without having to ask and pay extra.

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True love is when you will stand in marks and Spencer on lewisham high street with a bra in your hand because your darling spouse is trying something on in the dressing room. Hi folks, yes, it's my brassiere, why do you ask?

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More people should use this photo for their Donald Sutherland appreciation skeets. RIP.

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the delicate balance of power (2024)

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[Me processing "Some of you" as "definitely not me"] hahaha this is so true get their asses

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The past is a different country.

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O'Jungs Publick House & Archetypes

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[Pinching nose] betta watch ya step puto

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If I had siri and could control the accent I'd go straight for Jackie Mason. Tim Apple you can have that one for free.

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It is real and true. One time I told my cousin o wanted to learn irish and she said don't bother if you learn it up here no one else will understand you. Funny old place.

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Yeah I don't have siri but when it comes to "authentic" accents i do know that irish people from 2 towns away from each other will spend an hour telling you why the other guy's accent is shit.

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Also I ain't an authentic Irish anything

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Know nothing about it but that's never stopped me giving an opinion before so fire away

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Perspective is a cliche thing to urge other people to get but lord knows it's needed (by me as much as anyone)

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Ha, nah I think my colloquial use of the slang term "scoops" has done me wrong, my fault entirely.

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I hear you and as I said I don't know shit about shit. And from that complete ignorance all I can say is this place seems like it's worth something.

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Mine's probably gonna be a Guinness.

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Everything classic started out as some old cunt's trend.

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Escalating this one to the mods

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Ah no but that'd be good too

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Taken abacka dat ass One bluesky arguing trophy please

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My work here is done and the point stands about how you are punk as fuck when the old lady is away.

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Clearly you have never even considered this other debating point that I have just pulled out my ass and frankly I feel sorry for you CHECKMATE

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We can't all be Renaissance Men Gregg.

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No it's not what the hell is wrong with you etc.

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