Jack Grimes

Been over a year since I originally posted this guide to the names of different Mountain Dew-based cocktails. Several people have tried to make all of them which I do not recommend

Oct 19, 2023 at 02:11 UTC

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Brun Wants Teeth! @brunwantsteeth.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

Mixing hard Mountain Dew with each of the listed alcoholic drinks gets you a gamer's AMF, just worse.

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dymphna @dymphna.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 01:17 UTC

mountain dew was apparently made to be mixed with whiskey which seems insane????

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penny @inforapenny.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 01:00 UTC

"sailor's warning" was the first mixed drink i ever had in my life, i am now learning. thank you.

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 03:54 UTC

Mountain Dew= Poitin 😁✌️

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kara the clysm @kara.clysm.gay
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 04:10 UTC

you've made me want to 100% super mario sunshine exclusively drinking super mario sunshines now 😭😭😭

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frank 🦌 @ AC @gay.sex.where.you.lickmypa.ws
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 04:13 UTC

Where do the other store exclusive ones come in? Like Legend from BWW or Sweet Lightning from KFC

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Daniel @buckmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 00:26 UTC

To be fair you'd likely only need one bottle of each spirit and two bottles of each dew to at leas try all of these

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 21:34 UTC

i’ll take a kirby’s piss please

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jbuergel @fiverandomsongs.com
[ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 02:29 UTC

Genuinely one of my favorite posts of all time. "El Kirby's Piss" pops into my head pretty often.

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druid ΘΔ team seafoam @druidbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 04:13 UTC

what happens if you mix all of them into one?

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 05:19 UTC

How about Mountain Dew & Everclear? I definitely did that when I was 19. Also, remember it being fairly palatable.

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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 04:28 UTC

Jack I have great news, Game Fuel is coming back. It's time to open the forbidden cocktail shaker and make some noise.

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Spencer @slbevis.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 02:54 UTC

Jack I still laugh heartily at "forum ban" imagining the potential story that led to that name

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Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 00:17 UTC

Back in the 1970s, a friend of my mom's sangria recipe: - Gallo Hearty Burgundy - Tang - 7-up

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childless gambino @hapticfeedbag.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 03:56 UTC

Super Mario Moonshine is just 🤌

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Larissacomments @larissacomments.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 05:46 UTC

🤣

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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 00:50 UTC

Brilliant, @kathleenjoy.bsky.social get in here

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Jabbers, an everfree rat @everfreerat.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 10:45 UTC

the amount of hate for melon is hilariously out there, and i'm rolling over the name "melon hell"

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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 03:52 UTC

Wait, YOU'RE the originator of this??? My coworkers and I have been dying of laughter from this for ages!! Phenomenal work, 10/10 no notes.

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Low Bottomy @scramblejack.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 01:07 UTC

It's a good guide.

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UncleEraserheadbabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 03:53 UTC

preposterous that there's no mezcal+cointreau frozen blended seasalt-rim baja blastarita on there. obv difficult to acquire as it must be driven-thru at the source

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