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Pale Centaur

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A weirdo who likes to snowboard and yell at people online. Mostly post sunset pictures. Socialist of some sort. He/him New band name: Silver Mountain Boys


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*the only environment we have

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It's incredibly frustrating that we're destroying the only we have environment for the sake of silly toys that don't work.

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This post is so old that it's the first time I've seen a date next to the post instead of "4mo ago" etc.

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As a Bay Area native, I have insisted for years that there is exactly one district in the country in which Nancy Pelosi could win, and it happens to be the district she represents. Appointing her as the lifelong empress of the party was an absolutely insane choice.

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Durham and Palm Springs breaking their records, and Palm Springs when its old record was so recent? Yes, I am alarmed by those.

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I will admit that I would find it interesting if Death Valley broke its record, and not even in a worrying way. That record has stood for a very long time, so I don't feel alarmed if suddenly that one does get surpassed.

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At the same time, if I didn't know who Jacob Rees Mogg was, I wouldn't have the opportunity to laugh at him for losing his seat in Parliament.

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Beautiful.

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I'm now at the point where the white font with dark mode on my phone has the letters separating into red and green on my screen. Wild stuff.

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I felt so cool when I accidentally stumbled across this song right before it got popular and got to take credit for it becoming a big hit.

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The interesting thing about Texas making an effort to draw in all those people fleeing California because it's "too blue" is that all those same people are the group who would most hate Ted Cruz specifically.

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And if you go to suggest that I was high when I noticed this and that's why it's so fascinating," no, I'm pretty sure the edible hadn't hit yet because I'd only taken it half an hour before.

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I think this is the first time I've ever seen ravens in person. And they definitely sounded very distinct from crows, too. Not sure why this was so fascinating to me, but it was.

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I'm not CERTAIN about this, but I think if you floated the idea of running Biden in November with the promise of him stepping down in, say, March, that MIGHT appease enough people to at least get over the electoral finish line. I think that's at least more likely to work than a Harris-led ticket.

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Captain Crunch's Berries

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i'm just annoyed that liberals looked any politician who was AT LEAST skeptical of capitalism & went "naw lets go with the segregationist architect of the school to prison labor pipeline" now they're all like, how could this happen.

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Tom Peyer's avatar Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social
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Step down for the birthday boys

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✨brit ✨'s avatar ✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social
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missed opportunity to refer to him as “blastberg”

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It's 1 in the afternoon and I still haven't gotten out of bed. Honestly, this is great.

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It’s happening. We’re right on track, 2024

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Oh, Wales is a principality and not a country? My apologies, I thought it was considered its own country. I also meant in the sense that they were completely swept in Wales, I was aware that they'd still lost England and Scotland even if they still hold seats there.

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Lmao the Tories literally lost an entire country, get owned

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Due to the fireworks, New York City's air quality is the worst in the world tonight.

When AQI is low, it's a good idea to wear a mask to protect your health.

But this could soon be a crime, as one of the mask ban bills prohibits masks at "lawful assemblies."

#NoNYMaskBan

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Andy ✨ Artfight Team Seafoam's avatar Andy ✨ Artfight Team Seafoam @prookal.com
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I’ve seen and blocked five generative ai image accounts today that are posing as actual digital artists- please keep an eye out for these and avoid interacting with their posts don’t reply to them or quote their posts: just block them

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History will recall that the New York Times, that bastion of "the liberal media," on July 4, 2024 chose to give prime space on their op-ed page to a theocratic absolutist who argued that people shouldn't vote, even though he himself has voted in the last 2 elections (but nowhere is that mentioned).

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Something funny I just noticed: When was the last time the right made a big deal about Antifa?

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Sad to see that MD is where the "has more prisons than colleges" line begins.

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This 4th of July it’s important to remember that it’s not fireworks your dog is afraid of but rather the unfettered corruption of the American government

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Oops, missed posting this on the anniversary of taking it. But I've now been on Bluesky for over a year!

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Fun fact: Burlington, VT does its fireworks show on July 3rd instead of July 4th. That way, all the other towns can put on their own fireworks shows and still have people show up to watch them. Because if you CAN see a fireworks show over Lake Champlain, why wouldn't you?

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Everyone is simultaneously on the list and not on the list until they actually check it.

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Going to need to line up all my instruments side by side and get a picture of the whole family. Let's see if I remember to do that once I finally get a day off.

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I know! It pairs really well with the guitar I got in November too!

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Some sunset photos from the last week that never got posted!

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Just seeing their most recent posts before I blocked them made me cringe. I know they won't but they SHOULD be embarrassed by their presence online.

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I've had my original bass guitar (a Yamaha RBX-375) for 10 years now. Only got it because it was cheap enough that I could justify it as a beginner bass to learn how to play, but I think it's served its purpose. Decided it was time for an upgrade, and I am so excited to play this thing.

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I feel like this specific meme format is well suited to this joke.

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It's hilarious that he's ok being called a pedophile but not being called cis.

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I'd like to think I'd be a Maine Coon.

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Now I'm just wondering what Alicia did to make it onto this list. Did I miss some extra drama when I was at work today?

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I think it's more accurate to say the GOP knows it will never win a FAIR popular election again.

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Ah, I miss her. And by "miss her" I mean "do not miss her at all."

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Ok now the dumb dad joke fan in me has a humble suggestion: We move Pride Month to August. Because Pride comes before the Fall.

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This right here is literally my favorite joke, to the point that I put it on my Hinge profile as a prompt. And it works.

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I also need to point out that every single person who tried the brownies said they were incredible, so a big ol middle finger to my one friend who said she could immediately see everything I did wrong 🖕😎🖕

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