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My pronouns are him/he just to upset English teachers. Ace.


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OG Karen Fantasy Fulfillment movie?

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Pluto has a 90s movie channel and an 80s movie channel.

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www.axios.com/2024/07/05/t... Trump tries to pretend there's distance between him and the group that picked all his Supreme Court justices for him. www.heritage.org/crime-and-ju...

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Imagine targeting your ads at people who can't even afford the ad-free tier.

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This got fact-checked and it was discovered that he did vote in 2020 and 2022. All NYT did was change the title from "Why I Don't Vote" to "Why I Won't Vote"

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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you

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An officer-involved shooting where nobody was involved other than the officer.

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Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

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Article 1 Section 6. Same bit that let the congresscritters walk around the metal detectors when they were installed in Congress. It's in the constitution that we can't stop anyone in Congress from being able to make it to a vote.

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🚨🚨🚨 Bannon will now be known as inmate 05635-509 Per NBC News Bannon, who is 70, has already been assigned an inmate number by the federal Bureau of Prisons: 05635-509

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I'm from the red part of New York, but the former juggalo in me is proud of myself. :(

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Halfway through my "I signed up for Hulu for a month just to binge Futurama" binge, only to discover new eps are coming out through September. Fuck.

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My apologies, my comment was meant to be a light-hearted poke at myself and my desire for my circadian rhythm to stop being a breakbeat, I didn't meant to cause offense with relation to others' much more serious issues.

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Is something happening to preorderers?

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I have trouble sleeping more than 2-3 hours in a row.

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Why don't they sell Monster in 2-liter bottles? :(

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Agonizing about whether I should have used a comma before "now".

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How hard is it to fake being bipolar and/or schizophrenic?

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13 hours IN A ROW. I'm at the point where I'd consider that the main bonus effect and whatever else the meds do as side effects. What is it and how do I get some?

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I'm awake, and therefore I'm your problem now.

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Got a haircut and new sheets instead of Elden Ring and DLC this week. I am regretting this decision.

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I run one locally that I use as a therapist because I can't afford a real therapist and would have trouble opening up to one even if I could. It works pretty well other than advising me to go see a real therapist every 3-4 messages.

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Netflix: We see you're watching DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON again Me: Yup Netflix: Would you like to try any of our many other brilliant series? Me: Nah Netflix: But we have— Me: Obviously you've misjudged the audience for this particular show.

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I can't remember a tech campaign this relentless.

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tfw your anxiety prevents you from getting a worry journal

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Someone replaced my testosterone with new (at the time) Folger's Crystals.

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holy SHIT John Oliver

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So the flag wasn't upside-down and at half mast yesterday and I'm an idiot for thinking that it possibly was, but one of the well-documented times it was at half-mast in the recent past was probably Antifa's fault?

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Oh, hey, some of these angles let you pick older dates. Here's another one in 2017.

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I never said it was live. I'm saying in 100% of the twenty-plus angles of this McDonald that I've found on Google Maps so far, the flag is at half-mast. The established pattern seems clear that whoever runs this store likes to keep the flag at half-mast. Upside-down isn't much of a jump from there.

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So we're now up to three photos (and plenty more if you move up and down the street and/or in the parking lot on Google Maps for the only two dates it has photos from). The only change in the new photo is that the flag is now upside-down.

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Same McDonald's in 2019. Flag again (still?) at half-mast.

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The Google Maps photo has me leaning the other way, in that it helps to establish a pattern of the owner keeping the flag at half-mast.

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Finished Anathem and went right into The Rise and Fall of D.O.D.O. They ended up having very similar musings regarding parallel simultaneous dimensions that kind of hit different read back-to-back. Got to the end of TRaFoD and saw there was a sequel, just threw my store credit at it and I'm off.

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Pluto has one for the OG Addams Family! :D

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"Oh God, I'm gonna c-... GRANDPA?"

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Dunno what is or isn't going on now, but looked up the place on Google Maps to confirm that there is at least a McDonald's with a Play Place at that address. There is. But even stranger, the pic I am posting was taken for Google Maps in 2018:

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