Joe Biden bicycles into the debate hall, dismounts, runs up a ramp to his podium, one-handedly chugs a bottle of water, slams the empty bottle down onto the lectern and turns to Trump and says "sup, fuckface"
It's one of those water shop gallon bottles and when he reaches up to chug it, his top shirt buttons pop as his muscles flex. A bronco can be heard whinnying in the distance.