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It is so weird this fiction that it would be anyone else
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Writer. Union thug. He/him. DC.
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Jesse Berney
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It is so weird this fiction that it would be anyone else
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Jesse Berney
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of course in this case they're not just suggesting the backup QB but also the tight end, the special teams coach, the hot dog guy, and for some reason, Jamie Dimon
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Jesse Berney
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It's literally sports coverage. "Well the Packers' QB looked really shaky out there in round one of the playoffs, should they go to the backup QB?"
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Jesse Berney
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I want to die
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Jesse Berney
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To be fair, Missouri does have standing under the well-established precedent of "yeah sure whatever, Harlan can you have your girl get me another mai tai thanks"
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Jesse Berney
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He could start by finally declaring the war in Gaza a genocide and ending military support to Israel
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Jesse Berney
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can't wait for this to get to SCOTUS so they can rule that the court's decision holds unless the candidate's name rhymes with Ronald Slump
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Jesse Berney
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It just makes me so sad.
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Jesse Berney
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These aren't all MAGA cultists. And even low-information voters know who Trump is, what he's done, what he's been accused of. They just don't care.
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Jesse Berney
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There's no more information you can give people to convince them. Everything Donald Trump does is out in the open. There are no more scandals, and if they come, they'll just be tossed onto the pile and ignored with the rest.
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Jesse Berney
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Half of Americans ok with putting a rapist, racist, fraudster, liar, egomaniacal, sociopath back into the same office where he embarrassed himself and our country every day for four years. It's hard not to give up sometimes.
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Jesse Berney
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rich people really fuckin believe they're rich because they're so smart and the richest of them must be the smartest
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Jesse Berney
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[hands you thick envelope full of $100s] Mr. Soros says good work
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Jesse Berney
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You have to start fights before you can win them. Winning fights means committing to fighting for a long time.
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Jesse Berney
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Give me more of these please
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Jesse Berney
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the rabies vaccine gave my dog canine autism
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Jesse Berney
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I wonder what kind of stuff they talk about over at Harlan Crowe's Olde Timey Nazi Memorabilia Resort.
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Jesse Berney
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suing you because I should have a nyt column
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Jesse Berney
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hpy itdy
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Jesse Berney
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I've decided my crossword streak is more important to me than American democracy
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Jesse Berney
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I have had three la Croix on top of the ice water I was drinking while I was outside and I have not had to pee even a little bit.
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Jesse Berney
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Hey if you're gonna do a bunch of work outside in your incredibly sunny backyard on an incredibly hot day, what's the best time to do it? Noon to three? Yeah that's what I thought.
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Jesse Berney
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Listen to my new podcast, BUNNIES AND RAINBOWS where I just say, "wow...bunnies" and "ooh...rainbows" in a soothing voice for sixteen straight hours
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Jesse Berney
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[waves stick] conversatium abandonatum
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Jesse Berney
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oh yeah if you hate immunity so much why are you always going on about vaccines checkmate libs
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Jesse Berney
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How close to his face do you think her face was when she has this conversation? An inch? Less?
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Jesse Berney
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THIS
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Jesse Berney
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ilu Teddy
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Jesse Berney
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B E N G H A Z I3 Hours
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Jesse Berney
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oh yeah if you hate immunity so much why are you always going on about vaccines checkmate libs
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Jesse Berney
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Hahahahaha oh fuck
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David Waldman
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www.nytimes.com/2024/07/01/n...
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Jesse Berney
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You don't have to fight dirty, but you do have to fight.
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Jesse Berney
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Benjamin do you think he saw this and it made him super upset
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Jesse Berney
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He is primarily an ass-titutionalist Fuck yeah, I got im
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Jesse Berney
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I think we agree. It's that when MO said "we go high," she meant we don't really do anything. We can do stuff without being immoral. Boldness, not immorality, is what makes a difference.
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Jesse Berney
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And here's the thing: we don't have to be as ruthless as they are. We just have to be aggressive and principled and work to do good things and hold bad people accountable.
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Jesse Berney
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Thinking long-term. In 2026, we have to start pushing more strident, aggressive Democrats in primaries at all levels of government. We need to elect fighters, people who will push the Overton window of what is possible to the left. Fighters, fighters, fighters. But...
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Jesse Berney
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Democrats should have done it when the news of their corruption first broke. We do it now, and it looks like a sore-loser response to decisions we didn't like. To be clear, we should still do it! But this is why we should act fast, aggressively, and with principles.
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Jesse Berney
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New Zen koan just dropped: Can Donald Trump make a law powerful enough that even he is not allowed to break it?
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Jesse Berney
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You know, Trump was president when he falsified those business documents to pay Michael Cohen back for the Stormy Daniels payoff. Maybe that was an official act, too.
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Jesse Berney
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"Oh yeah she's great, totally the Katy Perry of 2024" -fun prank to play on Chappell Roan fans
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Jesse Berney
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I genuinely have no idea if this is a grammar, theater, or political post.
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Jesse Berney
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Give me a House majority with fifty AOCs, and we can get started fixing things.
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Jesse Berney
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Those fighting Democrats can do a hell of a lot more in a majority than they can do in a minority. And we need to think of this as a long-term project. It's about transforming the party over decades, not just a couple years.
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In the cases when those candidates lose their primaries, we have to hold our noses and vote for the worse, weaker Democrats. We *have* to. Because while bad Democrats are bad, we can't cede ANY power to Republicans. They're straight-up evil, and we have to hold ground.
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Jesse Berney
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Thinking long-term. In 2026, we have to start pushing more strident, aggressive Democrats in primaries at all levels of government. We need to elect fighters, people who will push the Overton window of what is possible to the left. Fighters, fighters, fighters. But...
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Jesse Berney
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haha I just remembered the supreme court already gave the presidency to a republican who lost the election 24 years ago
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Jesse Berney
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wow, hearing the supreme court just reconvened to declare henry kissinger still alive
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Jesse Berney
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plus you can make the challenge coin the trillion dollar coin and deal with the debt ceiling at the same time
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