Jjengar (@jjengar.bsky.social)

PhD need to thaw the brain exercise the pen cook dinner do the laundry & CLEAN THE TOILET (that’s a metaphor) Kids gone now Oldies too 😢 damn Covid 😞😷 PlanetNerd Shrink Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿 (same name on the dying bird and extinct elephant)

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

#NZPol

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#NZPol

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:48 UTC

#NZPol

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#NZPol

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:47 UTC

Yes I did. I did need this today. 🖤

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

In case you need this today, here’s a picture of Juan Gabriel napping.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

if you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great

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scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

Over the weekend, I found a tiny pink plastic shoe on the ground near my office. I placed it at eye level, on a wooden post, by the stairs. This morning, on that same post, was this picture.

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Rosario @riguin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

So if we taxed the Mowbrays 50%, they’d still have like, I dunno, billions of dollars⁉️⁉️

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Jjengar @jjengar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

#NZPol

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Grumpy @grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

The USA is fucked
www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Ariel Waldman @arielwaldman.com
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 07:34 UTC

You know, the two big events.

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Jjengar @jjengar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

I’m trying to choose which kinda busy these days - being Nortie Nana (my son’s karma, it’s delicious 😆)

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

#NZPol

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

😞
#NZPol

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

#NZPol

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Jjengar @jjengar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Originally written for Tony Blair
Now dedicating it to the toxic #CoC
#AoNZ
#NZPol

“Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit
Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit…
… You think you're god's gift
You're a liar
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire”

youtube.com/watch?v=7yBe...

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

#NZPol

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 11:18 UTC

Wow, love it! Got it! Thank you ✨

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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 10:21 UTC

I'm so excited, I found an app that uses the Māori sky map and I found Matariki! This way I can watch it rise even if it's cloudy (the app is Stellarium, free version). Mānawatia a Matariki — Happy Māori New Year!

About: natlib.govt.nz/blog/posts/m...

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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Hey Smudge, show us your "Chaos Demon" face

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Jjengar @jjengar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 10:47 UTC

#NZPol

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

#NZPol

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Jjengar @jjengar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

For anyone who needs to hear this today 💕

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Jjengar @jjengar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Get that STUPID woman out of that portfolio leadership
🤦🏼‍♀️
#NZPol

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:16 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

#CoC handbook.
#nzpol
(stole it)

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Jjengar @jjengar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 07:21 UTC

Ikr 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

#NZPol
King CLutz

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Jjengar @jjengar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

Wow, 1943 👀
Please watch.
This is a warning for today, Aotearoa New Zealand 😣
#NZPol
twitter.com/bladeofthes/...

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

#NZPol
#Backontrack

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

#NZPol
#Backontrack

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George Moser @glmoser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 10:47 UTC

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Dr Neil and Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 06:58 UTC

Imagine cancelling a long planned project to give money to your mates only to turn around and end up spending more, to get less…and still claiming to be fiscally savvy … hilarious 😹

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 08:34 UTC

Those ears are in “I hear you but I’m ignoring you” position. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

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PERFECTLY NORMAL @nzpom.com
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 09:02 UTC

STOP CALLING THEM GRANNY FLATS They're "tenant containers"

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