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CHOAM Nomsky 💭

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if you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great

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David Horton's avatar David Horton @davidrh.bsky.social
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That would be a start. Big trench.

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Bobbie Bees's avatar Bobbie Bees @bobbiegarnet.bsky.social
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What about just the roundish orbs on their shoulders?

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Dave on Blooski's avatar Dave on Blooski @objectdave.bsky.social
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Time to get in the sub, guys.

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Traveller In Black's avatar Traveller In Black @traveller-in-black.bsky.social
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I'm sure there are some pods of orcas who would be happy to help...

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🛸clyde bruckman's final repost🐈‍⬛'s avatar 🛸clyde bruckman's final repost🐈‍⬛ @ultralaser.bsky.social
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looking into this

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's avatar @bagofbleeps.bsky.social
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You could compete with the pile at the Titanic?

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Rick2Tails's avatar Rick2Tails @rick2tails.bsky.social
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Fuzi's avatar Fuzi @fuzi60.bsky.social
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#MakeBillionairesExtinct

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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there, now it’s imported to the better site

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Gregg McLennan's avatar Gregg McLennan @strayarc.bsky.social
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The very ironically named Mariana Depression.

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Nun Ya's avatar Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social
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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///'s avatar (=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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If they float, they're witches. If they don't, they go straight to heaven. The rules, I'm not making them.

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Mike Soule's avatar Mike Soule @mikesoule.bsky.social
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We don't have to go that far. Just stack 'em in a rickety sub and send it to the Titanic.

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Toghrul's avatar Toghrul @parabourne.bsky.social
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Let's divide the assets fairly among ourselves.

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Your🐀text🐀here's avatar Your🐀text🐀here @worldoffoo.bsky.social
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tomstpatrick's avatar tomstpatrick @tomstpatrick.bsky.social
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It would be a good start b

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's avatar @axamaqueda.bsky.social
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That's pre-WW1 anarchist spirit. See what happened to empress Sisi of Austria, Umberto 1 of Italy, George 1 of Greece, and the famous Franz Ferdinand. Maybe billionaires are the new royals, and new wave of anarchism will arise.

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Steven DeCaluwe's avatar Steven DeCaluwe @drdecaluwe.bsky.social
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Laughing too hard at this.

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Westslope Slim's avatar Westslope Slim @westslopeslim.bsky.social
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I expect you would see a lot of fake billionaires anxious to tell the truth.

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Doom_371 🔰's avatar Doom_371 🔰 @371doom.bsky.social
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Recent events have shown that they would even enthusiastically volunteer for this, if you let them see the Titanic as part of it

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RAALLEN's avatar RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
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All that tomato sauce, wasted.

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Qale's avatar Qale @iamqale.bsky.social
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It would also not take all that long. Like, we could get this done by next, I dunno, Thursday?

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Kristy Koth's avatar Kristy Koth @kothinadream.bsky.social
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Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning. 😂

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's avatar @evomedia.bsky.social
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Free flights on Space X should thin them out quick smart

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joe's avatar joe @theedingus.bsky.social
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's avatar @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
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If we do it enough times, maybe one of these days we won't need signs like these:

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You'd need some heavy weights to compensate for three buoyancy of certain billionaires (Elmo).

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Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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This could help me overcome my fear of the Mariana Trench

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD's avatar Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @hlrowe.bsky.social
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This would do wonders for morale.

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WildlyManifest 埜為's avatar WildlyManifest 埜為 @wildlymanifest.bsky.social
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Id be happy to send them all on a cruise down there on the Titan 2.

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Castle Bravo's avatar Castle Bravo @castlebravoli7.bsky.social
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Fun fact: there are around 2500 billionaires on Earth. If we assume each billionaire is 6 feet tall on average, and if we assume each billionaire stands directly on the head of the one below, the top billionaire would be less than halfway back to the surface

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Persiflage 🏳‍🌈🌲🌍's avatar Persiflage 🏳‍🌈🌲🌍 @persiflage.bsky.social
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What's the sea done to deserve that much more poison?

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