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J. Michael Mull

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I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.

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For The Final Day of Pride, We Honor: Me

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I wish I had the time in the day to play fantasy football politics the way so many others do. I put up reading Johnny Bouillabaisse and Jimmy Onion responding to dopes talking about the electability of the current vice president versus Bernie Sanders. Get off the internet you fucking morons

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running on a presidential campaign to bring everyone together as one. my slogan will be The Whole Is The Goal

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Man Pole lacks so much in any sort of charm or wit it comes full circle to being clever

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yeah, I still break out the singlet for special occasions lol

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this streaming version seems to have all three endings, so some of that mystery ending charm is lost

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For The 29th Day of Pride (I almost forgot about this shit), We Honor: First Crushes unrequited love is universal but for young queer teens it's a rite of passage

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yup

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this will be my first time watching. so far so good

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Saturday Night Movie: Clue (1985)

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the principal did turn out to be a pedo so I don’t blame him

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Friday Night Movie: Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)

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For The 28th Day of Pride, We Honor: Headphones music is gay - all of it (podcasts are very straight btw) so headphones act as portal to another realm to take us away from the harsh realities many young queer and older queer individuals have to put up with from friends, family, society - all of it

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A good thing about a bad day for your candidate is that people will reveal why you should avoid listening to them and cut them out of your feed.

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this place is finally starting to feel like the old twitter (the one I abandoned and never looked back)

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WARNING please avoid coming in contact with those suffering from Main Character Syndrome. Signs include saying phrases such as, "Don't say I didn't warn ya'll" or "I told you this would happen 6 months ago." At the present time, there is no known cure, so quarantine yourself by blocking their asses

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its all projection on social media mixed with the usual hive mind. news media is too bought off by this point to expect any accurate journalism

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okay. I don't wanna cause any trouble.

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the people that said they didn't watch the debate are gonna now spread their opinions about the debate

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I asked my elderly mother, who is very much not online, what she thought of the debate and she just said Trump was lying the whole time, so take that for what it's worth

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oh no. the people that do nothing but complain about everything are complaining about everything instead of the opposite

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Thursday Night Movie: Shithouse (2020)

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For The 27th Day of Pride, We Honor: Jason Holliday subject of the 1967 documentary, Portrait of Jason, about a hustler among other things amidst the civil right movement pre-stonewall. more fascinating than funny but memorable none-the-less

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Okay, I’ll watch the debate. But it will be on my own terms & in my own way.

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pronouns: Wade Boggs Carpet World height: Wade Boggs Carpet World shoe size: Wade Boggs Carpet World zodiac: Wade Boggs Carpet World smoke: Wade Boggs Carpet World tattoos: Wade Boggs Carpet World piercings: Wade Boggs Carpet World fave drink: Wade Boggs Carpet World

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if you actually wanted to make a difference instead of just posting memes all day, you'd probably be more helpful persuading old people to vote for Biden than yelling at younger people to vote at all, but ageism cuts both ways.

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Randy Newman singing: Short People Got No Reason To Live 6-year-old me thinking: Fuck This Honky Motherfucker

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my poster of a cat hanging from a tree with the message "Hang In There Pussy" has not sold as well as I originally hoped

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it can be short, it can be long, but none of it is currently worth my time

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Remember when The Simpsons was brilliant, satirical, and most of all funny but then it went to shit. That's what it feels like with The Onion. The Onion is in its flop era.

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engineers are working around the clock to make Notes App apologies even more embarrassing through the power of A.I.

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I'm doing a thing where I'm watching only movies I've never seen. I like it so far

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Wednesday Night Movie: The Favourite (2018)

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For The 26th Day of Pride, We Honor: The Olympics outside of pink washing, mainstream sports have never been that open to queer athletes. That's where the olympics come in. Every couple of years, we get to shine on the world's biggest stage. (look I didn't make a dirty joke about men's water polo)

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a good block between coworkers goes a long way, too

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I’m far, far, far too self involved to worry about strangers on the internet

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In 2008, my brother found my Twitter, told me it was funny, so I deleted and waited three years to post under a different name

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my dog is looking a little jowly if I’m being perfectly honest

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that balloon boy hoax broke the internet in a way that its never been the same since

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whenever I don't see someone post in a while, I just assume they died in a hot air balloon accident

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