AthleisureCowboy
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I saw this on my discover feed and panicked for a second
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AthleisureCowboy
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I saw this on my discover feed and panicked for a second
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AthleisureCowboy
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I really wish someone would just rip off the template of ME 2. Spend the game collecting allies and making choices that play out in a final mission, then wipe the slate clean for the next one
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AthleisureCowboy
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It’s a well known fact that nothing calms a person down more than just telling them to calm down
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AthleisureCowboy
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IMO it goes chugga x2, chugga x2, choo x2… and repeats at that
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AthleisureCowboy
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If they don’t swap out Biden then the next best option is he dies in the 1st week of Oct. They can do a Halloween themed vote for a corpse president thing. Bonus is you can vote for Biden guilt free cus he’ll already be in hell
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AthleisureCowboy
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Most modern babies can get dunked in a toilet no issue. Big difference from those babies from 10-15 years ago that were toast if they contacted a drop of moisture
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AthleisureCowboy
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I don’t know how anyone could watch that debate and not come to the conclusion that Harris should be doing the job right now.
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AthleisureCowboy
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I thought the first skeet was a pun calling the Irish angry, now I’m not so sure
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AthleisureCowboy
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Yeah she should probably be president right now
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AthleisureCowboy
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FWIW there ain’t no fucking way the SC rules like this with Sanders as president
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AthleisureCowboy
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Then Biden does an executive order making voting for republicans illegal. Problem solved
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AthleisureCowboy
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He’s a liar not a hypocrite
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AthleisureCowboy
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I was thinking the other day that insurance fraud should be totally legal but if they catch you, you don’t get paid. We have so many scammers in this country we need 1 company that mostly exists to be scammed so the rest of us can live in peace.
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Molly Shah
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Thinking about all the libs who lectured antifa for years.
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AthleisureCowboy
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Trump losing to Biden’s dead body would do massive psychic damage to him, therefore it is my preferred outcome in Nov.
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AthleisureCowboy
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I post hog on the reg
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AthleisureCowboy
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With all the money the RNC has to spend to defend Trump, forcing republicans to come up with new smears and cut new ads might be worth swapping Ol’ JB out on its own.
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AthleisureCowboy
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Insurance fraud shouldn’t be a crime
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AthleisureCowboy
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Everyone who thinks the constitution was influenced by the Bible can also find a loophole in “Thou shalt not kill”
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AthleisureCowboy
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I was in HS from 01-05 so we probably got them pretty soon after 9/11
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AthleisureCowboy
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My high school urinals had a Osama Bin Laden wanted poster printed on the rubber piss guard thing at the bottom
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AthleisureCowboy
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Beware, this is the advice an unethical podiatrist would give
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AthleisureCowboy
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I got one of those Levo machines to make butter and I felt like I was just using way too much weed to make it worthwhile.
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AthleisureCowboy
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Wait are you saying you just took an open piss on the auditorium floor?
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AthleisureCowboy
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If you see these 2 in your landscaping it’s about to get fucked up
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AthleisureCowboy
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What’s your cargo?
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AthleisureCowboy
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Caveman shower thoughts
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AthleisureCowboy
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💡
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DaveAnthony
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It cannot be stated enough how damaging it is for liberals to explain and condescend to young leftists watching their planet burn how they are wrong.
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bridget epitropakis
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we need a slur for people who are cunts
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AthleisureCowboy
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They spent all that money do they not want the credit?
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AthleisureCowboy
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Let people enjoy things
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AthleisureCowboy
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Honestly Alfred winning the Batman’s butler election like 60 times in a row is wild. Ever heard of term limits Bruce?
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AthleisureCowboy
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Hottest flock on the block 🪿
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AthleisureCowboy
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I’d go with a thick cloud of smoke that gave anyone who inhaled it intense hallucinations for a few minutes
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AthleisureCowboy
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Every politicians #1 goal is getting to hang out with someone who got famous for having talent
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AthleisureCowboy
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Her last image before being buried alive as a sacrifice to the Night Tater
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AthleisureCowboy
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They are going to take tampering to previously unheard of levels.
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AthleisureCowboy
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This will be great for his podcast
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AthleisureCowboy
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Night horse
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AthleisureCowboy
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You could probably use this power to win the powerball jackpot
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Brian Beutler
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Some of the facts pertain to Trump’s sexual proclivities and related confessions. Do they add up to proof that Trump was an Epstein client or co-conspirator? No, but we’re not exactly in “always the people you least suspect” territory here. www.offmessage.net/p/call-maga-...
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AthleisureCowboy
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If you can get your hands on a horse it really helps.
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AthleisureCowboy
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I get about 1 scam text a week from someone pretending to be the USPS trying to get me to pay shipping for a package I didn’t order. Uncontested layup to do something about it
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AthleisureCowboy
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📢📢📢 Shout it from the rooftops
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AthleisureCowboy
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You need the thing from Dune that summons the worm
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AthleisureCowboy
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Both pigs and people are intelligent enough to be aware when they are being treated cruelly. It’s no surprise then there is a correlation between the states that enthusiastically slaughter pigs as part of the culture and a lack of empathy for people different than them.
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AthleisureCowboy
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I own the smartest pig in Scott Co KY. Don’t preach to me about ham intellect
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AthleisureCowboy
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A bunch of people trying to dunk me that can’t touch the net
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grg
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FYI this guy seems to be on the precipice of a Main Character arc meltdown if that interests anyone
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