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What the hell's wrong with you? I dont know. Nothin. I believe I'll sing.

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Lol you think so?

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The 5 mg THC seltzer is the supreme vehicle for becoming just the right amount of stoned. I know 5 mg seems like nothing but it's truly lovely

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I am zonked out like Marilyn

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Jojo Siwa

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Me and my wife are stoned and we're showing out Animal Crossing Island to our sober house guests

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Extending an olive branch, rapidly, towards a hornet's nest

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Is Doug taking a victory lap about Neil Gaiman too (can't tell, I'm blocked)

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The shipment came up from Sacramento and parked in Federal Way overnight where it was stolen. They found the truck in Kent the next day but it was empty which means somebody has an MLB fireworks display amount of explosives in their house somewhere in the greater Puget Sound area

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I've got more fireworks shenanigans news and this one is an exclusive: If you were wondering why the fireworks show at the O's v Mariners game on July 3rd was so bad it's because the truck full of fireworks for the display was stolen and they had to rush order new fireworks to replace it

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(party rock anthem voice) every day im strugglin

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I'm sure that's fine

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The shipment came up from Sacramento and parked in Federal Way overnight where it was stolen. They found the truck in Kent the next day but it was empty which means somebody has an MLB fireworks display amount of explosives in their house somewhere in the greater Puget Sound area

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Both of my BILs were at the game and one of them is friends with the guy in charge of the fireworks so he hit him up like "dude what happened that was so bad"

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I've got more fireworks shenanigans news and this one is an exclusive: If you were wondering why the fireworks show at the O's v Mariners game on July 3rd was so bad it's because the truck full of fireworks for the display was stolen and they had to rush order new fireworks to replace it

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Burning the roof of your mouth on some shitty pizza is the ultimate insult to injury

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Wearing a big blue ribbon like a pig at the county fair only looks slightly less stupid than wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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This is the only thing worth celebrating today

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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

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The town's Chamber of Commerce had to make an announcement telling people it was a scam and apologizing for there being no fireworks. A really inventive prank (if that's what it was)

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My parents went into town to see fireworks after the town announced they were putting on a display but it turns out their town isn't having a fireworks display and the announcement came from a fake, AI generated website that somebody created for god knows what reason

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Controversial, but I don't think Ryan Garcia should've said all that

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Ok I looked it up and it is like Rosanne on Ambien unhinged

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Has anyone considered sending the unsealed Epstein documents to Kendrick and letting politics sort themselves out

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What I love most about the whole beef is everyone EVERYONE has just be like "Oh thank fucking GOD, I get to hate him out loud, now"

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right wing think tanks are making thinly veiled threats of political violence, the Supreme Court has neutralized the regulatory power of broad swaths of government, and the fate of the executive branch depends on whether the 81 year old atop it can learn to breakdance or something. Happy July 4th

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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right

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you could call her chloe

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cloaca would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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TIRED: I'm an American WIRED: I'm a Maxxinista

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This is the only thing worth celebrating today

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gay julius caesar receiving another backshot: et tu brute

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MY FIANCE LAST WEEK: Have you ever heard someone refer to hotdogs as Glizzys? It's weird MY FIANCE THIS WEEK:

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Happy Fourth of July I guess

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Why does this make me feel a tiny bit homesick. God

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It's my wife's doing so I will pass this along to her as well!

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This post is 3 years old and still 1,000 words long

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My wife taught me to hate Mykayla Skinner 3 years ago (it wasn't hard) so now I'm going to teach Bluesky to hate Mykayla Skinner too

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She is not good so she would absolutely kill herself trying

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She really came for Suni Lee, the reigning all around gold medalist (since Simone had the Twisties) saying she didn't have a gymnast's body. People are not happy

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Some former gymnast/current trad wife who posted a video yesterday criticizing the 2024 Olympic team and got so cooked for it she took the video down and said everyone actually misunderstood it

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Gymnasts aren't getting ground down and discarded by their coaches anymore so they're around long enough to develop solid fan bases that will roast you for being an asshole

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